Episode #4...
NOTICE: This post has been rated NC-16 by the Blogger Censorship Terms and Conditions under rule number #457-A. The post contains disturbing images and sexual references. The post is meant to be lame and direct humour is intended. Please make sure your younger siblings or relatives are not sitting beside u. Double A Ideas does not hold any responsibility if your siblings/relatives develop strong sexual pleasure or suffer mysterious brain damages in the future. This notice is computer-generated. No signature is required.


another product of double A ideas.



the story continues..



faiz: my..my..



azhar: ur what?



jason: OMGosh..why is there dust coming out of ur shirt?



poh lian: that's no dust! that looks like smoke to me!



jessica: and Gosh...the smell..it's...it's unpleasant..smells like curry...



faiz: Arghh!! It hurts! Arghh! Help me!



hidayah: tell us first why is there smoke coming out of ur shirt? answer me, faiz...answer!



faiz: okok...ok big boobs..i shall answer u..and only u..and no one else except u...(focusing his pair of eyes on the big boobs)



azhar: alrite...go on...



jason: common faiz...show us some balls and tell us!



faiz: ok nah..i show u..(unzipping his shorts)



jason: NONONO! that's not wad i meant! i mean be brave!



lek wee: perhaps wad azhar said was true...brain deficiency...haiz..



azhar: i warned u...and Gosh...how did faiz manage to stuff all THAT in juz one undergarment?...



fau: talent i believe...



faiz: ouh..ok..sorry jessica, hidayah, poh lian, fau and iwani...i misinterpret wad he said...(zipping back)



jessica: nah..it's ok..as long as my darling, lek wee, dun mind..it's ok...ehehe(looking at lek wee)



lek wee: ouh daring..u very well no mine is more fresh and lean...and of course athletic..



azhar: ok stop ur romancing guys..let faiz continue..



faiz: ok..let me explain...the bone jason threw hit my chest...



jason: yeah..but how did the smoke come out..



lek wee: yah man..how did it produce smoke?



fau: shh...let him continue...



faiz: well..(opening his shirt)...as u can see....i am wearing NIPPLE-RINGS..



iwani: OMGOsh! that's juz Gross!



fau: i think it's cool..



azhar: i have always advised faiz not to wear thos RINGS..looks like he's quite stubborn...



faiz: so when the bone hits my NIPPLE-RINGS...one of the adrenalin tubes next to the primary blood vessel juz beneath my nipple BURST..and so my NIPPLES starts to STEAM...



hidayah: OMGosh! does it hurt?



faiz: no lah..it's enjoying (sarcastic)....OF COURSE it hurts!



fau: do u need an ointment, faiz?



iwani: i have TIGER BALM with me...u wan or not?



faiz: no...it will infect even worse..it's ok...give me some ice...i need to cool down my SWOLLEN nipples..ouch..it hurts..



poh lian: i'll take it for u...come follow me...



-poh lian and faiz leaves-



azhar: hey hidayah..care to share with me how ur husband died?



hidayah: i dun think it's appropriate azhar...



jason: why?



jessica: guys..u can't force her...



azhar: but i tink it's better for her to let her feelings out rather than to keep it to herself..



iwani: true true...



hidayah: since all of u insist...i shall tell u guyz how he died...



lek wee: go on...


























hidayah: well..me and my 80-year-olg fucking rusty husband were in a rollercoaster. So he was sitting beside me. After 2 steep turns, he suddenly had an ASTHMA attack..



jason: an ASTHMA attack??



lek wee: who's ASTHMA?! tell me! how dare he attack my fren's husband?! Arghh!!!!!



iwani: an ASTHMA is a type of illness..haiz...



azhar: shh...let her continue...



hidayah: then..i tried to give him CPR...but i made the mistake..



jessica: why u say so?



iwani: yeah..u didn't know how to do it..?



hidayah: no it's not that...i couldn't reach his mouth to give him CPR...



azhar: wad u mean? i dun understand..



iwani & jessica: me neither...



jason: care to explain?



hidayah: ok..i DRAW FOR U WAD HAPPENED during my CPR trials..



jason: Woah..got diagram ah..good good..



lek wee: ok go ahead..hidayah..show us why u can't reach his mouth...



hidayah: ok..my mouth is in red while my husband's is in grey..juz look...understand?























azhar: ouh..i get it...the gap was too large..


jessica: yeah...naughty boobs..haiz...


lek wee: urs are tamed by me liao...heheh


fau: eww...lek wee..ur digusting...and pervetic...


hidayah: hehe...they have always been like that since sec 4...


jason: i wonder wad's taking poh lian so long...


jessica: why u care about poh lian so much?


iwani: u have a crush is it?


azhar: haha...jason and poh lian...possible...


jason: yeah...ermm...i mean NO! i would never fall i love with such woman!


azhar: ouh..u can't hide it no more..poh lian is cute mah..why not?


hidayah: yeah..why not? u wanna marry old people like me isit?


jason: no it's not that....it's juz that i am shy to ask her out...okok...i do admire her NOSE and CUTENESS...and character...but i am juz shy to ask her out...


-suddenly, poh lian came back with faiz and a girl beside them-


faiz: woah...poh lian's hand very smooth..my nipples ok liao...flattened already...thnx arh poh lian..


poh lian: nah it's nothing...i enjoyed MASSAGING them...


fau: hu's that girl beside u?


faiz: ouh...dun u guyz recognize her?


jason: celestine?


azhar: cynthia?


poh lian: it's celestine...singapore's top woman golfer...winner of the HOUGANG PGA tour...4 times PARAlympic champion..



jessica: i tot PARAlympic is for handicapped perso,etc...WTH....



celestine: hi guys...


ALL: hi girl!


lek wee: hi bowling ball!


azhar: ah lek! can't u be more sensitive?!...look at her now..so nice already..


poh lian: ya lor lek wee! call her bowling ball for wad?!


jessica: okok..dun scold my future husband people..let's juz forget it..


faiz: ya lah ppl..juz treat this like porn..after watching one..we watch another..after bleaching one undergarment..use another one...


celestine: woah faiz..u never change..u still EMO or not?


azhar: dun even mention about it...it's in his blood...


faiz: u got it right man..EMO RANGER!


fau: hey gys..i gotta go...my 44th boyfriend message me liao...he says he misses me and my butt..goodbye guys..


ALL: Bye!


faiz: Gosh..look at that swaying butt, azhar! (pointing at fau as she turns and walks towards the door]


azhar: i wonder what's the boiling point..cool..


-fau leaves-


jason: so are u still single, celestine?


celestine: hmmm...no..i am engaged..


jessica: ouh..that's great..


iwani: hu's ur fiance?


poh lian: yeah..hu?


celestine: ouh...our fren last time..


faiz: hu? hu? hu?


azhar yeah..can tell us.?


lek wee: yeah..i wonder who...



















celestine: it's ZHEN YANG..


ALL: ZHEN YANG????!!!!!!!!!!!


azhar: how the hell did u guyz fall in love..


celestine: well...i asked zhen yang out to play bowling...


jason: EXPECTED!


hidayah: hehe..the same usual celestine i guess...


celestine: than gt one time..when i wan to throw the bowling ball..i SLIPPED...BUT...ZHEN YANG was there to save me! Then he smiled and give me a soft kiss...4 hours later..we got engaged...


iwani: so cute...(pinching celestine's cheeks)


azhar: LOL iwani..wad's the pinching for?


iwani: SHUT UP YOU!


faiz: azhar, looks like she never change (shakes head)


jason: so how's ZHEN YANG now?


celestine: ouh..he is now a TEACHER...


hidayah: woah..that's great..


poh lian: u so lucky to have ZHEN YANG...


jason: why? dun u want to be with me?


poh lian: Eww...go away!


celestine: hey hu's that all man outside this room?


iwani: OMGosh..i forgot about my husband...Darling! Darling! Here I come!


azhar: i wonder if it's really mr reduan..


faiz: Gosh..why did iwani choose mr reduan?...


jessica & poh lian: mr reduan? Gosh..iwan..wad's up with u man?!


celestine: maybe it's fated...


jason: guys..faris is coming soon...


lek wee: what?! that gay moley holey is coming?!


jason: he says he's bringing someone with him...someone we know...


azhar: his gay partner?


jason: ya..most probably...


poh lian: i wonder hu?


hidayah: me too...let's juz wait and see...


to be continued...


-copyright 4e5 slacks-