poh lian: yeah..a secret about Faris..

celestine: wad is it?

faiz: wad is it?

poh lian: he raped me..

jessica: ermm..not funny poh lian..does not make sense...

lek wee: yeah..how did he rape u? how come out of a sudden this rape thinggy came about?

faris: haha...she's talking nonsense!

poh lian: no i did not..i remembered u...especially ur mole..i remembered a guy who has a mole on his right cheek..it's you!

faris: where's the evidence?? haha.

celestine: yeah..how can we believe u?

poh lian: remove ur pants, faris!

faris: haha..u must be joking..rmove it here...are u crazy or sth?!

hidayah: yeah..there are ppl around here..

poh lian: i said remove it!

lek wee: chill girl..ur asking too much..

jessica: we can go to the police station...

poh lian: N!O! NO! NO! i don't want! i want it to be done today! now!

faris: ok fine..since u insist..(removing his pants and undergarment)













poh lian: NO! This couldn't be?!!

ALL: why?!

faiz: PORN!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! GOD! WAD HAVE I DONE WRONG?! he has no penis!

lek wee: wad the fuck! are u sure?!

jason: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! That's GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

faris: satisfied now, poh lian?! u got wad u wan!

hidayah: how can a man have no penis?

celestine: which means he didn' rape her..

faris: like DUH...happy now?

poh lian: impossible! it was u!

faiz: u have seen it..we have...it is not him..faris is a transsexual..

jason: wad is a transsexual?

jessica: it is a person who has had her or his EXTERNAL sexual organs REMOVED orALTERED in order to RESEMBLE the other sex..

faiz: yeah..

jaon: ouh..ok..does it hurt faris?

poh lian: LOL!

faris: not really..i am removing my hormons soon..replacing them with female ones..

faiz: ouh..ok..

jason: guys..i received a message from someone..sth happened to azhar..

jessica: what happened?

hidayah: yeah..wad happened?

jason: OMGosh!

faiz: wad happened?

faris: hu cares about that fucker..

jason: azhar met with an accident...he is now in hospital..

jessica: what?!

lek wee: what happened?!

jason: ouh..wad heard is that a bird actually pecked at his nose...it wa broken quite badly..as a result azhar got traumatised and fainted..

iwani: but is he fine now?

poh lian: is he ok already?

jason: ermms geting better..

faris: ok good..we can FUCK him off..let's juz hang around here lah..

jessica: idiot.

faiz: ouh ya jess and lek..when u guys getting married?

hidayah: yeah..when??

lek wee: ouh we're gonna experience orgasm most probably 3rd April 2007.

jessica: we'll send u wedding invitations..don't worry..

poh lian: ouh..all the best...

jason: poh lian..why u look so sad?

poh lian: nothing..

iwani: u jealous?

hidayah: u feel lonely?

poh lian: no la...i juz am thinking when is my turn..haiz..

jason: wad are u waiting for? i am right here standing..hehe..nah..floweres for u (hands over white roses to poh lian)

poh lian: ouh..thnx...BUT I DUN LIKE WHITE ROSES U LOSER!! I LIKE RED ONES!

jason: tsk tsk tsk (cries like a baby)...why won't u accept me?

hidayah: yeah..at least give him a chance...

faiz: yeah poh lian...pity this loser..

celestine: uh uh..juz look at me...with zhen yang and all..we're a happy couple...

poh lian: i'd prefer lek wee 1500000000000000000 times more than jason...

jessica: lek wee??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lek wee: oh no..

jessica: excuse me...lek wee is MINE!! and MINE!! and MINE!! and NO ONE ELSE BUT MINE!

poh lian: FINE!

jessica: FINE! i am leaving dear...(to lek wee)

lek wee: chill girls! stop - (words cut off)

poh lian: SHUT UP! I AM LEAVING TOO! AND YOU JASON, don't even dream of GETTING ME! EVER!

jason: NO! Please don't do this to me!

faiz: wad's happening?

iwani: i dunno..it's disaster

-poh lian. jessica and lek wee leave-

faris: ermm iwani..u free later?

iwani: yeah..why?

hidayah: wanna ask u out lah..

faris: yeah..wanna go dinner after this?

iwani: ouh i can't...faiz is accompanying me to help settle some lawsuit problems..

faris: FAIZ! FAIZ! FAIZ! Why always him?!

faiz: hey! i am just helping her!

iwani: yeah..ur so JEALOUS fo no reason faris!

faris: OF COURSE! That's because i want u!

hidayah: hey! u can have me...i am still single..hehe..

faiz: LoL ..

jason: malay politics..oh no..

faris: hidayah! ur shameless!

hidayah: i was just joking ok! i would never want u!

faiz: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jason: YEAH BUYS..LOVE is separating us! STOP IT guys!

faris: FUCK it..ur leaving with me nurul! (takes iwani away..)

-faris and iwani leave-

faiz: IDIOT!

celestine: why must it all this way..

jason: yeah..all because of LOVE...

faiz: yeah..i can't believe this is happening..

celestine: haiz..LOVE at its WORST..

jason: but at least there's still the 3 of us...wad abt movie later?

faiz: hmm..ok..

celestine: where?

jason: Bras Basah.

faiz & celestine: Bras Basah????!!!

jason: yeah..hehe..joking..i always miss how much we always joke in class...

faiz: haha..yeah man..remember also we hate mr lee thai shen so much...haha..sad dude man..

celestine: and we always worked very hard to compete in Class Deco competitions..

jason: and..and..and also we also always have birthday babies celebration..

faiz: damn..i miss those days...

celestine: we had one of the most respected chairperson and corrupted prefect..

jason: remember we always play the WORMS game is class..hahahahah

faiz: yeah..haiz..miss those days..

celestine: yeah..slackers united..

jason: slackers united..

faiz: slackers shall be united always..

-THE END-

message from azhar: Thanks all for supporting this blog...esp the "4e5 antics" etc...it is amazing to have such ppl so supportive of this blog..my mum actually CRIED when reading the testimonials..well..i juz received it..sth happened..but nvm...my mum felt wad u guys wrote was touching...it is...i treasure it..really..this blog will remain..hope to see u guys soon...i am also really sorry if i have hurt anyone's feelings through this blog..done..