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2007-04-06T08:46:00.000-07:00

CLASS GATHERING @ pizza hut compass

Date: 19th May 2007 (Saturday)

Time: 7.00pm onwards

$15 per person.

Do tag if u wish to come.

[Gathering will be cancelled if less than 20 people decides to come.]

2007-03-10T20:36:00.000-08:00

poh lian: yeah..a secret about Faris..

celestine: wad is it?

faiz: wad is it?

poh lian: he raped me..

jessica: ermm..not funny poh lian..does not make sense...

lek wee: yeah..how did he rape u? how come out of a sudden this rape thinggy came about?

faris: haha...she's talking nonsense!

poh lian: no i did not..i remembered u...especially ur mole..i remembered a guy who has a mole on his right cheek..it's you!

faris: where's the evidence?? haha.

celestine: yeah..how can we believe u?

poh lian: remove ur pants, faris!

faris: haha..u must be joking..rmove it here...are u crazy or sth?!

hidayah: yeah..there are ppl around here..

poh lian: i said remove it!

lek wee: chill girl..ur asking too much..

jessica: we can go to the police station...

poh lian: N!O! NO! NO! i don't want! i want it to be done today! now!

faris: ok fine..since u insist..(removing his pants and undergarment)

poh lian: NO! This couldn't be?!!

ALL: why?!

faiz: PORN!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! GOD! WAD HAVE I DONE WRONG?! he has no penis!

lek wee: wad the fuck! are u sure?!

jason: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! That's GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

faris: satisfied now, poh lian?! u got wad u wan!

hidayah: how can a man have no penis?

celestine: which means he didn' rape her..

faris: like DUH...happy now?

poh lian: impossible! it was u!

faiz: u have seen it..we have...it is not him..faris is a transsexual..

jason: wad is a transsexual?

jessica: it is a person who has had her or his EXTERNAL sexual organs REMOVED orALTERED in order to RESEMBLE the other sex..

faiz: yeah..

jaon: ouh..ok..does it hurt faris?

poh lian: LOL!

faris: not really..i am removing my hormons soon..replacing them with female ones..

faiz: ouh..ok..

jason: guys..i received a message from someone..sth happened to azhar..

jessica: what happened?

hidayah: yeah..wad happened?

jason: OMGosh!

faiz: wad happened?

faris: hu cares about that fucker..

jason: azhar met with an accident...he is now in hospital..

jessica: what?!

lek wee: what happened?!

jason: ouh..wad heard is that a bird actually pecked at his nose...it wa broken quite badly..as a result azhar got traumatised and fainted..

iwani: but is he fine now?

poh lian: is he ok already?

jason: ermms geting better..

faris: ok good..we can FUCK him off..let's juz hang around here lah..

jessica: idiot.

faiz: ouh ya jess and lek..when u guys getting married?

hidayah: yeah..when??

lek wee: ouh we're gonna experience orgasm most probably 3rd April 2007.

jessica: we'll send u wedding invitations..don't worry..

poh lian: ouh..all the best...

jason: poh lian..why u look so sad?

poh lian: nothing..

iwani: u jealous?

hidayah: u feel lonely?

poh lian: no la...i juz am thinking when is my turn..haiz..

jason: wad are u waiting for? i am right here standing..hehe..nah..floweres for u (hands over white roses to poh lian)

poh lian: ouh..thnx...BUT I DUN LIKE WHITE ROSES U LOSER!! I LIKE RED ONES!

jason: tsk tsk tsk (cries like a baby)...why won't u accept me?

hidayah: yeah..at least give him a chance...

faiz: yeah poh lian...pity this loser..

celestine: uh uh..juz look at me...with zhen yang and all..we're a happy couple...

poh lian: i'd prefer lek wee 1500000000000000000 times more than jason...

jessica: lek wee??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lek wee: oh no..

jessica: excuse me...lek wee is MINE!! and MINE!! and MINE!! and NO ONE ELSE BUT MINE!

poh lian: FINE!

jessica: FINE! i am leaving dear...(to lek wee)

lek wee: chill girls! stop - (words cut off)

poh lian: SHUT UP! I AM LEAVING TOO! AND YOU JASON, don't even dream of GETTING ME! EVER!

jason: NO! Please don't do this to me!

faiz: wad's happening?

iwani: i dunno..it's disaster

-poh lian. jessica and lek wee leave-

faris: ermm iwani..u free later?

iwani: yeah..why?

hidayah: wanna ask u out lah..

faris: yeah..wanna go dinner after this?

iwani: ouh i can't...faiz is accompanying me to help settle some lawsuit problems..

faris: FAIZ! FAIZ! FAIZ! Why always him?!

faiz: hey! i am just helping her!

iwani: yeah..ur so JEALOUS fo no reason faris!

faris: OF COURSE! That's because i want u!

hidayah: hey! u can have me...i am still single..hehe..

faiz: LoL ..

jason: malay politics..oh no..

faris: hidayah! ur shameless!

hidayah: i was just joking ok! i would never want u!

faiz: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jason: YEAH BUYS..LOVE is separating us! STOP IT guys!

faris: FUCK it..ur leaving with me nurul! (takes iwani away..)

-faris and iwani leave-

faiz: IDIOT!

celestine: why must it all this way..

jason: yeah..all because of LOVE...

faiz: yeah..i can't believe this is happening..

celestine: haiz..LOVE at its WORST..

jason: but at least there's still the 3 of us...wad abt movie later?

faiz: hmm..ok..

celestine: where?

jason: Bras Basah.

faiz & celestine: Bras Basah????!!!

jason: yeah..hehe..joking..i always miss how much we always joke in class...

faiz: haha..yeah man..remember also we hate mr lee thai shen so much...haha..sad dude man..

celestine: and we always worked very hard to compete in Class Deco competitions..

jason: and..and..and also we also always have birthday babies celebration..

faiz: damn..i miss those days...

celestine: we had one of the most respected chairperson and corrupted prefect..

jason: remember we always play the WORMS game is class..hahahahah

faiz: yeah..haiz..miss those days..

celestine: yeah..slackers united..

jason: slackers united..

faiz: slackers shall be united always..

-THE END-

message from azhar: Thanks all for supporting this blog...esp the "4e5 antics" etc...it is amazing to have such ppl so supportive of this blog..my mum actually CRIED when reading the testimonials..well..i juz received it..sth happened..but nvm...my mum felt wad u guys wrote was touching...it is...i treasure it..really..this blog will remain..hope to see u guys soon...i am also really sorry if i have hurt anyone's feelings through this blog..done..

2007-03-05T22:19:00.000-08:00

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2007-03-03T07:41:00.000-08:00

Shocking!!!

Recently, i was alerted that some AIDS-infected people are raping and having sexual intercourse with babies/young kids because they believe by doing so their illness can be CURED.

i think it is Ridiculous!

The number of child PORNOGRAPHY has also gone up. Imagine your sibling raped by a stranger.

Help STOP this CATASTROPHE!

Share your thoughts and views.

2007-03-01T18:36:00.000-08:00

-a conversation between poh lian and jessica CAUGHT ON TAPE-

jessica: poh lian..i have to be honest with you..

poh lian: what is it? go ahead..

jessica: poh lian dear...i love you..

poh lian: OMGosh...are you serious?

jessica: yeah...why?

poh lian: Cause i love you too!

jessica: why do you love me?

poh lian: hold on..let me think..i don't know..it's just the connection...

jessica: yeah..me too..i wonder if there's any explanation to this...

poh lian: uh uh...do you think we're lesbian?

jessica: Gosh poh lian...don't even mention that..of course we are!

poh lian: Hehe..i like that idea..

jessica: Okok..don't let Christine know about this relationship ok?

poh lian: ouh..why?

jessica: aiya..later she sure angry one...last time at Bukit Batok...she sound stead me..but i said i don't want...

poh lian: really? why?

jessica: Cause i have you..

poh lian: Ouh...you are so sweet..

2007-03-01T00:16:00.000-08:00

movie.
?
watch.
wanna.

Rearrange the words.

WANNA WATCH A MOVIE?

Desmond will help plan the date, time and what movie to watch.
Thanks Desmond.
May God bless you with a new fringe.
Hehe.

2007-02-27T03:07:00.000-08:00

Episode #5

a product of double A ideas

the story continues...

-faris arrives with someone beside him-

faris: wad's up guys!

ALL: wad's up man!

jason: man, who's that guy beside you?

jessica: is it true that you're gay?

azhar: fau said you're gay...is it true?

faris: me? gay? no no no...i am not and will never be gay in my life..

iwani: then why fau said you're gay?

hidayah: yeah..i wonder why...

poh lian: well..i remembered using ur com...i checked ur history and saw gay sites...care to explain that?

faris: ouh...i was doing my research in university...i had to write a research on why homosexuals become homosexuals...and btw..the guy beside me is not a guy...she's my girlfren...she juz cut her hair short and spiky...yeah..

lek wee: reminds me of christine..

faiz: i wonder where that girl went to? where she is now and many other questions..

jessica: yeah...i heard she opened her own salon...in sembawang...she sells customized wigs too..

azhar: woah..that's cool..

poh lian: but it's a pity she has a bald head now...

hidayah: OMGosh..wad happened to her?

iwani: she spoilt her hair is it?

poh lian: no...well this happened...she broke up with her boyfriend wen she discovered that her boyfriend is having an affair with a man....so she tried to commit suicide by slashing her wrists..

faiz: then wad happened?

jason: did she really do it?

poh lian: well..luckily the knife was not sharp enough...nothing much happened...but then...desperate to do sth with the knife...she used it to cut her har..she managed to get a shave and shave it...she actually bought the shave for her boyfriend..so that's what happened...

jessica: very sad story man...

azhar: i hope she's ok...

lek wee: aniwae..faris...what's that girl's name?

faris: ouh..her name is Uma...remember Uma?

azhar: Uma? hu's that girl man?

jason: Uma? Hmm...

faiz: sounds familiar...is she Indian?

jessica: lol...of course faiz...

faris: hmm...hidayah..u should remember, do u?

hidayah: Uma? hmmm..let me think....ouh yeah! yeah! i remembered...she can laugh loudly rite?

faris: yeah...u got it?! azhar...remember last time u always kepo interview her life?

azhar: OMGosh..serious? i can't remember..Uma? Uma? hu is she?

iwani: aiyo azhar...remember last time...u always ask her lots questions in class..ur best fren lah..

jessica: yeah..i remember liao...azhar..try to remember..think!

poh lian: go azhar go! (jumping around)

azhar: i can't..ok..i am very sorry...i can't remember hu Uma is...

faris: nah..it's ok...i knew it since sec 4 that ur dumb..

-suddenly, hidayah starts to move away from the group-

jessica: why are u hiding away from us hidayah?

hidayah: ermmm..nothing...

faiz: why are u covering ur boobs?

jason: yeah....why are u moving away from us..

lek wee: hidayah..no point if u bottle it up....tell us...

iwani: is there sth wrong with u?

hidayah: okok! i will tell u the truth! this boobs are FAKE! total FAKE! i lied!

ALL: what?!

azhar: how could this be?

faiz: why did u lie to us??

poh lian: yeah..why?

hidayah: look..(removing the fake boobs and throwing them away)....i juz want to look beautiful in front of u guyz after so long....i was scared u guyz would not that i am as beautiful as i am before!

iwani: i dun get it?

lek wee: me too...care to explain?

hidayah: well...i am actually a single woman..i ahv never bee married...and i have never been to UK....all that i said previously was a complete LIE!

azhar: i dun get it?! why did u do all this?!

hidayah: because i heard all of u are getting engaged..soem of u like faiz is getting married..i heard fau has her own butt solidification product...i was SO JEALOUS! i wanted to be like u guys! i am sorry..(tears running down her cheeks)

poh lian: it's ok..i understand u...

jessica: yeah..we understand u..

hidayah: no u don't! u guys have never been in my shoes...u see why can;t i be as lucky as all of u! u have got ur loved ones...but wad do i have?! nothing! i hate myself! why can't i have a peaceful relationship like u guyz?! why?! i have broken upmore than 10 times...i feel useless...

azhar: no hidayah...dun ever say that..perhaps u have not found ur true love...everything is in GOD's hands...

faris: yeah..chill hid...chill....we'll always be there for u!

iwani: yeah..

jason: so where did that boob idea came from?

hidayah..i..i..i..juz wanna matchup with my girlfren, fau..i wan to look like her...i wan to as attractive as her...(more tears roll down her cheeks)

poh lian: everyone is beautiful....let it be in the inside or outside...

lek wee: yeah..common..dun cry girl...cheer up..

iwani: yeah..cheer up...

azhar: btw..why u lied u had an old husband then?

hidayah: ouh..i wanted to be as good as other girlfren, iwani...i tot if she manages to seduce such mancho man like man...i wanted to be like her...i a sorry guys..everything is a lie! i hate myself! i am leaving!

faris: no plz dun go! plz...i have sth to tell u too...sth to tell everyone..

jason: what now???

lek wee: yeah..wad now?

faiz: speak faris...

faris: this girl beside me is not Uma...i lied...i had no girlfrens..

azhar: what?!

iwani: now why are u lying?!

faris: i was embarrassed to come faiz's wedding as a single man...juz look...faiz is getting married..azhar and lek wee soon...i juz felt i was not as good as them..i lost my self-esteem..(starts to cry softly)

azhar: no faris! what are u talking abt?! ur a great person...common...wipe those tears off ur face!

faiz: yeah man..maybe ur time haven come..u'll meet someone great one day...

jessica: yeah..chill...

faris: u guyz are lying! azhar, ur lying! i hate all of u! i am not a great person! do u know how it feels liek to be taunted in class?!! do u how it fees like to be called fuck face last time???!! do u how it feels like to be called shorty??!! i am useless!!! i am a nobody!!!

lek wee: wad the fuk u talking abt..we were juz kidding last time..chill man..

jason: yeah..juz look at me...i am a better person now..take it easy..

poh lian: yeah...let's start anew...

azhar: yeah..

faris: (face turns red) NO! NO! NO! u talk too much, azhar! fuck u! hu do u tink u are?! u tink ur one BIG-SHOT in class, huh?! u tink u were a prefect..u deserve more respect?! ur no better, azhar! truth is..ur as corrupted as we are! damn hypocrite!

faiz: he..watch ur mouth ok..Gosh..wad's happening to this wonderful reunion?!

poh lian: yeah..chill everyone...

jessica: yeah...stop insulting each other..

azhar: forget it..i am leaving..hypocrites are not allowed in this building...goodbye everyone..

hidayah: hey wait..

jason: wait man..

faris: leave him! let him go! he dun deserve to be here!

faiz: ok..common ppl...stay cool...wad's happening man?

jessica: yeah man..chill everyone...

hidayah: guyz..aren't u guyz mad at me?

lek wee: no..of course not..we understand ur situation..although i have to confess tha i miss those huge boobs...where do u get those from..

hidayah: Mustapha Centre...level 2...u go straight, then turn left...

jessica: lek wee...hehe...eyes on mine..and only mine...thnk u...

faris: well faiz...how's ur wedding..

faiz: postponed...shit happens...

jessica: yeah...faiz, u sure are a strong man..i admire u..

poh lian: me too..

iwani: yeah...especially me..

faiz: excuse me, iwani...can u repeat?

iwani: hmmm...i said especially me...why? (blushes)

faiz: nothing..u sound sweet...

faris: ehem..excuse me...iwani..are u free today?

poh lian: faris! it's rude of u to juz interfere in their convers! shameless freak!

jason: btw..poh lian...u fee after this?

poh lian: Ewww...no..no..and no!

iwani: well faris..i am free tonight...why?

faris: wanna go dinner together?

iwani: hmmm...where?

faris: we'll tink of it later..

faiz: iwani...u can go with me too..let's go to Plaza Singapura...wanna come?

faris: why are u trying to snatch her away from me?!

jason: faris! u and ur ego!

hidayah: yeah..stop it faris! u can go out with me if u wan...as frens that is..

lek wee: yeah..good idea..

jessica: dun quarrel again, plz....

faiz: i was juz asking her out as a fren! nth much! wad's up with u?!

faris: wad's up with me?! i wan to be the COOLEST guy here! i have changed! look at me now! spiky hair! 30 cm taller! and many more additional features! i wan to be the centre of attention!

hidayah: the faris i know is someone caring and nice..ur appearance might be better..but ur character now simply sucks..i am disappointed...

faiz: ur no longer the faris that i know!

jessica: hate u!

faris: u see..u see!!ur always siding this irritating bullshit chairman of urs! and that stinking pathetic prefect hu juz got his ass kicked out! u favour those ppl! ur alwys on their side! why?! why?!

faiz: hey..watch ur mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the things that i do for u guyz are sincere!

jessica: ur too rude, faris!

poh lian: i will tell that secret of urs to everyone!!!!!!!

ALL: secret?!

to be continued...

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2007-02-22T04:07:00.000-08:00

Episode #4...
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another product of double A ideas.

the story continues..

faiz: my..my..

azhar: ur what?

jason: OMGosh..why is there dust coming out of ur shirt?

poh lian: that's no dust! that looks like smoke to me!

jessica: and Gosh...the smell..it's...it's unpleasant..smells like curry...

faiz: Arghh!! It hurts! Arghh! Help me!

hidayah: tell us first why is there smoke coming out of ur shirt? answer me, faiz...answer!

faiz: okok...ok big boobs..i shall answer u..and only u..and no one else except u...(focusing his pair of eyes on the big boobs)

azhar: alrite...go on...

jason: common faiz...show us some balls and tell us!

faiz: ok nah..i show u..(unzipping his shorts)

jason: NONONO! that's not wad i meant! i mean be brave!

lek wee: perhaps wad azhar said was true...brain deficiency...haiz..

azhar: i warned u...and Gosh...how did faiz manage to stuff all THAT in juz one undergarment?...

fau: talent i believe...

faiz: ouh..ok..sorry jessica, hidayah, poh lian, fau and iwani...i misinterpret wad he said...(zipping back)

jessica: nah..it's ok..as long as my darling, lek wee, dun mind..it's ok...ehehe(looking at lek wee)

lek wee: ouh daring..u very well no mine is more fresh and lean...and of course athletic..

azhar: ok stop ur romancing guys..let faiz continue..

faiz: ok..let me explain...the bone jason threw hit my chest...

jason: yeah..but how did the smoke come out..

lek wee: yah man..how did it produce smoke?

fau: shh...let him continue...

faiz: well..(opening his shirt)...as u can see....i am wearing NIPPLE-RINGS..

iwani: OMGOsh! that's juz Gross!

fau: i think it's cool..

azhar: i have always advised faiz not to wear thos RINGS..looks like he's quite stubborn...

faiz: so when the bone hits my NIPPLE-RINGS...one of the adrenalin tubes next to the primary blood vessel juz beneath my nipple BURST..and so my NIPPLES starts to STEAM...

hidayah: OMGosh! does it hurt?

faiz: no lah..it's enjoying (sarcastic)....OF COURSE it hurts!

fau: do u need an ointment, faiz?

iwani: i have TIGER BALM with me...u wan or not?

faiz: no...it will infect even worse..it's ok...give me some ice...i need to cool down my SWOLLEN nipples..ouch..it hurts..

poh lian: i'll take it for u...come follow me...

-poh lian and faiz leaves-

azhar: hey hidayah..care to share with me how ur husband died?

hidayah: i dun think it's appropriate azhar...

jason: why?

jessica: guys..u can't force her...

azhar: but i tink it's better for her to let her feelings out rather than to keep it to herself..

iwani: true true...

hidayah: since all of u insist...i shall tell u guyz how he died...

lek wee: go on...

hidayah: well..me and my 80-year-olg fucking rusty husband were in a rollercoaster. So he was sitting beside me. After 2 steep turns, he suddenly had an ASTHMA attack..

jason: an ASTHMA attack??

lek wee: who's ASTHMA?! tell me! how dare he attack my fren's husband?! Arghh!!!!!

iwani: an ASTHMA is a type of illness..haiz...

azhar: shh...let her continue...

hidayah: then..i tried to give him CPR...but i made the mistake..

jessica: why u say so?

iwani: yeah..u didn't know how to do it..?

hidayah: no it's not that...i couldn't reach his mouth to give him CPR...

azhar: wad u mean? i dun understand..

iwani & jessica: me neither...

jason: care to explain?

hidayah: ok..i DRAW FOR U WAD HAPPENED during my CPR trials..

jason: Woah..got diagram ah..good good..

lek wee: ok go ahead..hidayah..show us why u can't reach his mouth...

hidayah: ok..my mouth is in red while my husband's is in grey..juz look...understand?

azhar: ouh..i get it...the gap was too large..

jessica: yeah...naughty boobs..haiz...

lek wee: urs are tamed by me liao...heheh

fau: eww...lek wee..ur digusting...and pervetic...

hidayah: hehe...they have always been like that since sec 4...

jason: i wonder wad's taking poh lian so long...

jessica: why u care about poh lian so much?

iwani: u have a crush is it?

azhar: haha...jason and poh lian...possible...

jason: yeah...ermm...i mean NO! i would never fall i love with such woman!

azhar: ouh..u can't hide it no more..poh lian is cute mah..why not?

hidayah: yeah..why not? u wanna marry old people like me isit?

jason: no it's not that....it's juz that i am shy to ask her out...okok...i do admire her NOSE and CUTENESS...and character...but i am juz shy to ask her out...

-suddenly, poh lian came back with faiz and a girl beside them-

faiz: woah...poh lian's hand very smooth..my nipples ok liao...flattened already...thnx arh poh lian..

poh lian: nah it's nothing...i enjoyed MASSAGING them...

fau: hu's that girl beside u?

faiz: ouh...dun u guyz recognize her?

jason: celestine?

azhar: cynthia?

poh lian: it's celestine...singapore's top woman golfer...winner of the HOUGANG PGA tour...4 times PARAlympic champion..

jessica: i tot PARAlympic is for handicapped perso,etc...WTH....

celestine: hi guys...

ALL: hi girl!

lek wee: hi bowling ball!

azhar: ah lek! can't u be more sensitive?!...look at her now..so nice already..

poh lian: ya lor lek wee! call her bowling ball for wad?!

jessica: okok..dun scold my future husband people..let's juz forget it..

faiz: ya lah ppl..juz treat this like porn..after watching one..we watch another..after bleaching one undergarment..use another one...

celestine: woah faiz..u never change..u still EMO or not?

azhar: dun even mention about it...it's in his blood...

faiz: u got it right man..EMO RANGER!

fau: hey gys..i gotta go...my 44th boyfriend message me liao...he says he misses me and my butt..goodbye guys..

ALL: Bye!

faiz: Gosh..look at that swaying butt, azhar! (pointing at fau as she turns and walks towards the door]

azhar: i wonder what's the boiling point..cool..

-fau leaves-

jason: so are u still single, celestine?

celestine: hmmm...no..i am engaged..

jessica: ouh..that's great..

iwani: hu's ur fiance?

poh lian: yeah..hu?

celestine: ouh...our fren last time..

faiz: hu? hu? hu?

azhar yeah..can tell us.?

lek wee: yeah..i wonder who...

celestine: it's ZHEN YANG..

ALL: ZHEN YANG????!!!!!!!!!!!

azhar: how the hell did u guyz fall in love..

celestine: well...i asked zhen yang out to play bowling...

jason: EXPECTED!

hidayah: hehe..the same usual celestine i guess...

celestine: than gt one time..when i wan to throw the bowling ball..i SLIPPED...BUT...ZHEN YANG was there to save me! Then he smiled and give me a soft kiss...4 hours later..we got engaged...

iwani: so cute...(pinching celestine's cheeks)

azhar: LOL iwani..wad's the pinching for?

iwani: SHUT UP YOU!

faiz: azhar, looks like she never change (shakes head)

jason: so how's ZHEN YANG now?

celestine: ouh..he is now a TEACHER...

hidayah: woah..that's great..

poh lian: u so lucky to have ZHEN YANG...

jason: why? dun u want to be with me?

poh lian: Eww...go away!

celestine: hey hu's that all man outside this room?

iwani: OMGosh..i forgot about my husband...Darling! Darling! Here I come!

azhar: i wonder if it's really mr reduan..

faiz: Gosh..why did iwani choose mr reduan?...

jessica & poh lian: mr reduan? Gosh..iwan..wad's up with u man?!

celestine: maybe it's fated...

jason: guys..faris is coming soon...

lek wee: what?! that gay moley holey is coming?!

jason: he says he's bringing someone with him...someone we know...

azhar: his gay partner?

jason: ya..most probably...

poh lian: i wonder hu?

hidayah: me too...let's juz wait and see...

to be continued...

-copyright 4e5 slacks-

2007-02-21T05:17:00.000-08:00

SPECIAL:

The TESTIMONIALS for 4e5slacks "the future":

Notice: The testimonials are totally made-up. This is MY intrepretation of what the 4e5 students' comments would be like on the newest installment of 4e5slacks "the future". Proudly brought to u by "double A ideas".

"I am totally ecstatic even before azhar wrote it. I mean to be featured in such lame posts is just awesome. Every episode has a twist. He manage to depict my character very well. Although i was expecting more "action" between me and my idol, beyonce, but hey..i think i's good enough. And yeah, my legs are hot, hip, cool and happening! And ONE MORE THING..don't even think of underestimating Liverpool!" - Faiz

"My Gosh! I am totally amazed that azhar managed to find out that we're indeed a couple. We're a romantic couple indeed. However, i am kinda disappointed that our beautiful love was not featured that much. I mean, just look at us. Lek Wee is sexy and cool and me..ouh..don't mention about it. So azhar, next time, have more of our romantic scenes aites! Had fun reading though! I hope our relationship will really happen in 2015! Can't wait for the year to come! Btw..I was juz joking when i said the story is a bit off sia! It's perfect!" - Lek Wee & Jessica

"Two words..."Fucked Up!" This story is totally lame and it makes me angry! Firstly, i am not and never will become a mina. I mean how can such a NERD BASTARD write such things about a wonderful diva like me! Secondly, i dun intend to become a model! Fuck u, azhar! However, yeah..i hope to sell my secrets regarding my butt though..hehe..other than that, this compilation of stories is juz plain dumb and stupid! azhar should go to hell!" - Fauzana

"How dare azhar plays around with my BELOVED MOLE! Like HELLO!!!!It's my precious mole ur talking about azhar! I know since sec 4 that azhar is extremely jealous he doesn't have a mole on his cheeks! Fuck him! And how dare he say i'll turn gay???!!! Ok..i's true that i visited those sites written in the post..but it's all for fun..To hell with this stories! Without this mole, i wouldn't have been able to grow taller like i am now. This mole creates vitality to my ever-young face! And without this 3cm mole, i wouldn't have been able to play the CLARINET for NV Band! Think azhar! Think! " - Faris

"Simply fun. I am proud to be featured. Although i am jealous Lek Wee is with Jessica. azhar, can change jessica to me? please... ouh wait...i guess i am ok with jason too..eheheheh...i mean since sec 4, i have always admired the way jason LAUGHS...his teeth is so white and lovely...hehehe...other than that...the posts are fun.." - poh lian

"Me and Cynthia????!!!!!!!! How can that be?! Impossible..Although yes..i do admire cynthia's muscles..but that doesn't mean i'm in luv with her.. and excuse me, azhar..i dun use cheap and low-quality condoms..mine are usually strawberry-flavoured...top-quality..and thnx for the fringe part..i mean like duh..i have the most unique fringe..4e5slacks rox!" - des

"Azhar!!!! Me with 80-year-old husband???!! Are u crazy??!!! I am too young for that!! I dun wish to go on bed ith a rusty PART! Ewww...Btw..thnx for the boobs part...i hope to achieve that when i reach 25...i have always wanted to look like PAMELA ANDERSON since young! I guess my wish will com true in 2015...Thanks azhar!" - Hidayah

"How u know i wanna work at Singpost?! Ur someone hu thinks far, azhar! i so appreciate it! Singpost is like my second home already...i totally luv it..the amosphere,etc...and mr reduan!! thanks for mathcing me up with him! I love it , azhar! I mean mr reduan is hot and mancho! Who cares if he's married! I will get him by 2015! I sure will! Wish me luck, azhar!" - iwani

double A ideas

2007-02-17T07:13:00.000-08:00

Episode 3 is on "ON AIR" !!
scroll way down to see...

4e5 slacks "the future"

another product of double A ideas.

Episode #1
the year is 2015...

jessica: hi guyz....it's so great to see all of u again!

jason: yupz..especially ur teeth..

faiz: jason! can u please be more sensitive towards others' feelings?!

jason: why should i?! last time when i was in secondar school..this girl! (pointing at jessica) always bully me and laugh at me!

dan: of course lah..i also bully u..u luv to wear tight cloths wad...aiya...later u "steam"...zip malfunction liao..u see we care for u mah..

jessica: ya la jason...that was a long time ago...let's start anew...

faiz: hey guys i heard two of our classmates are married with each other...

ALL: who?! who?!

faiz: DESMOND and CYNTHIA lah...

ALL: DESMOND AND CYNTHIA???!!

dan: wad an unlikely couple man...

jessica: ya lor..how they get close together ah?

faiz: ouh..this is wad i heard...our dear fren, CYNTHIA was busy preparing for her bodybuilding competition in Korea..then during departure, she accidentally bumped into DESMOND...CYNTHIA got attracted to DESMOND'S long fringe..and got married two days later...

jason: woah....how u know??

haziq: shut up lah dumb fuck! squeeze your fats then u know!

dan: dun mention fats man...look at me now...

-azhar, poh lian and lek wee arrive-

azhar: woah..u slim down alreay ah...

jessica: how many kilos?

dan: about 10kg..

poh lian: woah..now i see u so handsome liao...good good..keep it up..

lek wee: woah azhar..i see so happy today...why ah?

azhar: nah..nothing..juz someone special...

dan: surely that person sialan one lah....then give birth to a laulan baby...

azhar: woah..u still remember the past ah...

lek wee: i am also getting engaged..

ALL: WHO?!

lek wee: look beside u...

dan: poh lian?!!

azhar: poh lian?!

faiz: poh MEOWlian?!

lek wee: ermm no..on my right side...

jason: the person standing beside u is jessica..so it's jessica lah..

haziq: dumb fuck..of course lah!

azhar: woah..congrats!

dan: so now...besides faiz is getting married...three others getting engaged...that's great...

jessica: actually i have got feeling with lek wee since sec 4...he look awesome during Grad Hi..eheheh...

lek wee: u too, darling....ehehehe...

-aloy and fau step in-

aloy: jason ah! u know work where?

jaosn: ouh i am an entepreneur...

aloy: woah..GOOD GAME!

azhar & faiz: this guy never change (shaking their heads) ...

dan: wad abt u, aloy?

aloy: ouh i work sell handphones at Hougang Mall there...

dan: u so rich...i thought u lawyer SIA...

azhar: that's faiz...faiz..u lawyer rite?

faiz: yeah man...it's like watching porn lor...

jason: fau..u leh?

fau: i am singapores's top model...heheh...

lek wee: serious?

fau: of course lah...other artistes sell their own perfume brand..i sell my ow butt solidification ebook...

jessica: woah..u so good man...

fau: wad to do..born like that..hehehe...

poh lian: but at least u still very humble come faiz's wedding today..thnx ah..

fau: no problem..this is wad frens are for..(smiles)

haziq: so wad happened to ur other girlfrens like hidayah and iwani?

fau: hidayah migrated to UK with her 80-year-old husband...iwani is working at SingPost...

faiz: woah...cool man..

azhar: i wonder why hidayah marry husband with such age gap? and gosh iwani is loyal to SingPost man!

dan: hidayah wanna be like who that person? Sit....Sit...

fau: Siti Nurhaliza lah...the famous malaysian singer..

jessica: ya lor..marry old people for wad...but nevermind..

aloy: as long as hidayah is happy..it's ok..

poh lian: i wonder wad happened to christine?

jessica: aiya that girl..she have her own salon liao....

poh lian: ouh..guyz i think 2 years later i wanna go Korea..

azhar: for?

poh lain: wanna see Kim Joong Hoon( i dunno spelling...)

jessica: wadeva! i have my lek wee here with me...

lek wee: dun say like that leh...u make me blush...

azhar: so romantic man u guyz...

faiz: not as romantic as my luv towards NCC..juz look..NCC has overtaken NPCC...HAHAH..

fau: that's great news...u guyz got hear wad happened to faris or not?

ALL: what?!

to be continued..

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Episode #2

the story continues....

a product of double A ideas

-dan and aloy leave the wedding dinner-

fau: ok..this is wad happened to faris..

ALL: what?!

fau: he is now...........

fau: he is now a...a.....a....

haziq: faster lah paudusa! u so slow... i berak(shit) at your face then u know!

faiz: ziq...as a true gentleman..we must not speak to a fine lady like that..although she looks like a mina i agree...but aas gentlemen we must respect her..

poh lian: what is a mina?

faiz: ouh...BEHOLD! a mina is a malay girl with moral disorders...

jessica: ouh..so that's a mina...

azhar: ok..so tell me fau...what happened to faris...

fau: he is now a HOMOSEXUAL..

ALL: a WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!

fau: a HOMOSEXUAL!

jason: EXPECTED!!

haziq & jessica: why u say so??!!

azhar: ya lor...why?

faiz: hmmm...this tends to be more arousing than porn...

jason: well...ACCORDING to the african rituals, if u have a mole on ur one of ur cheeks...left or right...u will turn gay ONE DAY...

poh lian: OMGosh...no wonder he's been acting strangely..

fau: what happened, poh lian?

poh lian: i went to his house to do a History project last two weeks..i looked at his internet explorer history..i saw sites like..www.instantgay.com and www.gayCHEF.com....

faiz: OMGosh...this is horrible...

azhar: yeah man..what has happened to my fren man..

haziq: i guess there's only one thing we can do...

ALL: what?what?

haziq: fuck it...heck care..hahahah...

jason: lols..

lek wee: guys...i heard celestine now very rich girl..

jessica: serious?

lek wee: darling..the way u said "serious?" is so cute..

azhar: ok..this is OVERLY-romantic...

poh lian: true true..

lek wee: yeah..celestine is now a golfer..

faiz: in the name of God...may celestine be blessed...

azhar: faiz..wad's up with u nowadays..

faiz: shhh..i am trying to impress my wife..

lek wee & jessica: ouh ya..wad's ur wife's name again?

fau: yeah man...it was not written clearly on ur invitation card...

haziq: true true...

faiz: ouh...actually guyz...i have something to tell u...

poh lian: wad faiz? juz tell us..we'll always be beside u..

faiz: are u guys sure?

ALL: YEAH MAN!

faiz: ok...i have the girl of my (WET) dreams...the girl i have always had in my (WET) dreams...

haziq: who?

jason: is it that girl...

jessica: which one u talking about, jason?

jason: haha..i also dunno..

haziq: FUCKer...

faiz: well...the girl is none other than....MEWonce!

lek wee: MEWonce?

azhar: ouh..faiz has got a mentally cat disruption disorder disability...u see i say 3 "dis.." .. wad he means is BEYonce..

fau: OMGosh..ur so lucky man!

faiz: yeah man..all it takes for me to "tackle" her was my legs..

ALL: huh?

faiz: she claims it's sexy and hot..

jessica: i can UNDERSTAND...

lek wee: me too, darling...

azhar: Gosh...faiz, do me a favour..

faiz: anything my fren...what is it?

-suddenly, jason receives a phone call...azhar's conversation was cut off-

jason: guys! guys! i have good news!

ALL: what?!!

jason: it's regarding DESMOND and CYNTHIA...

ALL: what is it?!

jason: wait ah...i forgot lah..let me check again..

haziq: ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faster lah!

jason: alamak..my battery weak liao..sry ah...all i remember is it has got to do with a BARBIE..

azhar: BARBIE??!! isn't that a toy?

jason: hold on..let me call DESMOND again...

-jason dials DESMOND's number and talks to him-

jason: OMGOsh!!!!!!

to be continued...

-4e5 slacks copyright-

Episode #3

another product of double A ideas

the story continues...

lek wee: so what happened?!

haziq: yeah..what's up with BARBIE?!

faiz: common man..tell us...i can't control it anymore?

azhar: u can't control it?

faiz: the anxiety lah..wad were u thinking?

azhar: nvm...

jason: ok..here it is...

poh lian: go on...

jason: ok as u can see..DESMOND is married to CYNTHIA twelve weeks ago...

jessica: uh uh..ok..then?

jason: so what happened was....like other just-married couples....they did it on bed....and yeah....two weeks later they got a baby...

azhar: woah..that's fast!

faiz: EXPECTED!

fau: why u say so?

faiz: according to chapter nine of the satanic historical textbook, a woman with biceps with a height of 8cm reach orgasm 10 times faster than normal women and tends to have sex about 3 tims a day...so that explains it..

lek wee: ouh..no wonder...

poh lian: so has i got to do with BARBIE?

jason: ouh..apparently, the doctors discovered that one of BARBIE's legs is found in CYNTHIA's womb..

jessica: GOSH! and how in the world did that happen?

faiz: yeah..how did that happen man?

jason: doctors are still investigating...experts say this is a side-effect of taking too much STEROID when having sex....so what happens is that the condom that DESMOND used kinda tore pretty badly and half of the rubber went in...well..it all comes backto the MUSCLES...

azhar: ouh..i get it...

jessica: i think it's gross...

faiz: i think it's CUTE though...

ALL: CUTE???!!!!!

faiz: nvm..it's a long story..

-suddenly, the television caught everyone's attention-

jason: OMGosh...isn't that JEGA in Singapore Idol???

poh lian: okok...silence everyone..he's singing now...

jega: Hi there.My name is Jega..I am 25 today...Like only DumbFucks will not know that...and i am gonna sing the song "Twinke Twinkle little STAR"...This song is specially for my girlfriendS..

judges: ok..go on..

jega:
KISSING IS A HABIT
F*CKING IS A GAME
BOYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE
GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN
HE SAYS HE LOVES YOU
AND YOU BELIEVE IT'S TRUE
BUT WHEN YOUR STOMACH STARTS TO SWELL
HE SAYS THE HELL WITH YOU!
16 MIN. OF PLEASURE
9 MONTHS OF PAIN
3 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL
A BABY WITH NO NAME
THE BABY IS A B*STARD
THE MOTHER IS A WH*RE
IT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPEND
IF THE RUBBER HADNT TORE
[taken from Friendster, written by Jega himself]

haziq: HAHAHAHA! he surely win one larhs! the lyrics is unique man!

faiz: hmm..true true..he has his own rendition of the song, "Twinkle Twinle little STAR"

azhar: hey guyz..HERE COMES THE BRIDE!

faiz: ok..guyz...i gotta go..please be seated....the wedding is about to begin...

lek wee: that priest look familiar..

jessica & fau: he looks like..who's that guy?

jason: ZHI MING! It's ZHI MING!

poh lian: woah...i didn't know such a student last time can turn out to b a priest one day...

jessica: ah bao..people change...

-the wedding procedure begins-

zhi ming: mr tan...do u accept miss Beyonce as ur wife?

faiz: yes!

zhi ming: ok..repeat after me...i accept miss beyonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

faiz: ok..i accept miss MEWonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

zhi ming: sorry..i can't accept it...it's pronounced as BEYonce....not MEWonce...try again..

faiz: ok..let me ty again..

haziq: i pity our friends man...GO FAIZ! GO TAN!

azhar: shh..haziq..this is a solemn event..lower down..

faiz: i accept miss MEWonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

zhi ming: WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! What's the prob with you! SAY AGAIN!

jessica: Woah..how can priest be like that...Zhi Ming so rough mah...

poh lian: ya lor.. should at least understand faiz's condition...or rather mental illness...

-zhi ming leaves-

faiz: i can't do it....i am sorry darling...

beyonce: it's ok darling...we'll meet again..(then she pull up faiz's long's pants and pluck out his leg hair)

faiz: why do that?

beyonce: this hair shall remind me of the beautiful things you have done for me...

azhar: woah..so ROMANTIC man..

jessica: it's ok darling lek...ur chest har is fine with me..

lek wee: ours is even more romantic..heheh...

haziq: it's GROSS to me! Ewww......

-the wedding failed to continue...jason approaches faiz-

jason: faiz ah...can teach me something?

faiz: anytime dude..

jason: how u grow that amount of hair ah?

faiz: ouh..it's simple...it's all up here (pointing onto his head)

jason: wad u mean?

faiz: ok..firstly, u muz soaked ur legs in salt water....then, leave it to dry for 4 hours...after that, SPRINKLE some curry leaves...it creates the AROMA...there u have it!

jason: Gosh..thnx..can i have a sample please?

faiz: Ouh..sure..

azhar: ouh ya..jessica wad are u working as?

jessica: a technician..

lek wee: yeah...love technician..

jessica: hehehe...darling ur so sweet...heheh..

poh lian: BLUECK! Gosh it's gross!

haziq: guys..i needa go now..have some important work to do...

ALL: ok..BYE2!

faiz: guyz..i am truly sorry this thing has to happen...

-suddenly, a girl bumped into faiz-

liyana: Oopps sorry..

ALL: LIYANA!!!

liyana: sry guyz...i have to go...

ALL: wait!!

azhar: liyana..why are u avoiding us?

liyana: juz look at me! (revealing her face)

lek wee: Gosh...wad happened to you?!

poh lian: yeah man..what happened?

liyana: i ate too much BANANAS...(cries)

jason: why did u do so at thefirst place?

liyana: i dnno..i juz love to eat BANANAS..

faiz: reminds me of sec 4 life...

azhar: wad u mean, faiz?

faiz: dun u remember, azhar?

azhar: hmmmmm..let me think....hmmm...NO..

faiz: ok..we always call her MONKEY last time remember?

azhar: we DID? AHAHAHAHAH....now i remember...she has a monkey MARK if i am not wrong..

faiz: that was haziq's idea...but now i pity her...juz look at her NOW..(pointing at liyana's face)

liyana: guyz..i am too embarrased for this...i have to leave..

lek wee: no plz wait...

liyana: why?

lek wee: JUZ KIDDING...AHAHAHAHAA

jessica: ah lek! why u like that?!

lek wee: aiya..joking only mah...

liyana: may the balls be with you! goodbye! astalavista babes! (and leaves the room)

fau: hey guys...i juz receivd a message from hidayah...she juz arrived in singapore...coming here very soon..

-hidayah arrives-

hidayah: hello ppl!

jason: OMGosh! Juz look at her!

faiz: HOT man!

azhar: Looks like Pamela Anderson! but malay version...

poh lian, jess & fau: hello babe!

fau: Gosh hid..how did u grow such huge boobs?

hidayah: and how about u? Gosh..that butt is sure water-proof!

fau: Ouh..come..i introduce to u my butt solidification product..

hidayah: Ouh..i have my own 100% ORGANIC BOOBS SERUM..the best thing is it's HALAL...

poh lian: let me see! let me see!

azhar: eh hid...where's ur husband...

jason: yeah..wad happened?

hidayah: it's a long story my friend...(looks at the window, tears starting to roll down her cheeks)

faiz: if it's long..then make it short lah...

lek wee: true true...

hidayah: ok...this is wad happened...

fau: go on...

hidayah: he is DEAD!

ALL: What?!

jason: Gosh! that's good news man!

faiz: why u say so?

jason: so i can have a chance to tackle her...hehe.

-suddenly iwani arrives-

iwani: a very good evening to all my frens...

azhar: woah..so polite..

hidayah: yeah..work at Singpost mah..

faiz: hi iwani...how are u?

iwani: ouh..i am fine...well..let me introduce to u my husband..

jason: ur married?

poh lain: common show us!

-the husband steps in-

ALL: OMGosh! He looks like...

iwani: like?

fau: like my EX-boyfriend, MR REDUAN...

faiz: hold on...give me a BONE..

azhar: what for?

faiz: remember wad we all call him in secondary school..this is a good test..

jason: here it is faiz (tosses the BONE to faiz)

faiz: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jessica: faiz..wad happened?!

poh lian: faiz!! are u ok?!

lek wee: faiz! stay alive!

azhar: faiz! we still need u!

hidayah & fau: faiz! we can still watch pon together! dun leave ur frens!

faiz: my..my...

to be continued...

-copyright 4e5 slacks-

2007-02-13T23:34:00.000-08:00

Below are the winners for the SEXIEST MALE/FEMALE SLACKER:

Sexiest Male 4e5 slacker - Faiz (8 votes)

Sexiest Female 4e5 slacker - Christine (7 votes)

azhar: thnx all for voting...

haziq: ya lah! ya lah!

faris: not fair...i did not win!

haziq: Who want vote for u?! Fuck face!

faris: hey! my hair spike already ok!

azhar: guys..stop it!

faris: he started it first! (pointing at haziq)

haziq: what u say?! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (pinching faris' nipples)

azhar: ouch..that must hurt...

christine: a LOT..

azhar: ouh hi there! so how do u feel after winning?

christine: i feel nothing lor! gay lor the voting! vote me for wad?! xiaoo!

azhar: how about u faiz?

faiz: meoww..i have no comments...i'll make NCC rise!

azhar: ok..i am pretty sure that is relevant...

dan: fucking guai lain!

lek wee: eh..i vote for poh lian u know..ehehe...

azhar: woah..that's great...

poh lian: i vote for lek wee...ehehe

lek wee: that's ur valentine's day gift..

poh lian: really?! thx a lot lek weee... no word could express how happy i am now..

christine: wadeva...

azhar: wad a romantic couple..

lek wee: we look at each other very kelian mah..

poh lian: ya lor azhar...don't accuse us like that leh..we only good friends mah..

haziq: ok enough! i wanna go already..

azhar: where???!!!

haziq: FRIDAY prayers...bye bye

-Copyright 4e5 slackers united-

double A ideas

2007-02-11T04:41:00.000-08:00

hi 4e5 classmates,

i juz read all your testimonials.
my friend accidentally took it and brought it home.
now it's back with me.

as i read it, i was smiling all the way.
not because of the comments.
but ur faces juz flash in my mind.
one by one as i read all the testimonials.

i'd like to pick out some of the comments most of u guys wrote.
one of which is how i managed to juggle dance and studies.
i have always shared my knowledge with u.
and i shall not stop doing so.

being a dancer is challenging.
i have no fixed schedule.
you can get invitations any time and any day.
therefore timetables don't really work for me.

one of the most important thing i learn is to remember to take lots of rest.
no use studying a lot when nothing goes in.
so guys, never abandon your bed.
sleep well.

try to study as hard as possible during weekdays.
and take a well-deserved rest during ur weekends.
do not overstress.
do not think too much.

i teach all of u wad i can teach.
i dun teach wad i dun understand.
cause when ur my student.
ur my responsibility.

teaching u guys maths was great fun.
english peer tutoring was interesting and innovative.
i teach u for one reason.
cause u want me to teach u.

i am happy when i see many of u seeking help from me.
this shows that u guys want to learn.
and that to me is important.
simply great.

one of u mentioned that i covered u guys up at times as a prefect.
well it's true.
some teachers ask me who took rolls of toilet paper from the boys' toilet.
i said i'm not sure.
but i do know who.
and i'm sure u guys know too.
hehe.

4e5 is also blessed with two wonderful teachers.
mr malvin lim.
mrs avarami tang.

i remembered how we worked so hard to win class deco competitions.
we wanted so badly to prove that we're one great class.
with people like christine, poh lian, cynthia and others, our team juz seems complete.
and of course with guidance from our dear chairperson, faiz.

and then i exposed my real life story to all of u in my blog.
about my family.
it was a great risk to me.
i thought i would never be accepted.
never.

but u guyz proved me wrong.
u guyz showed me great understanding.
and u guyz are always there for me.
that experience will never leave me.

the reason why i exposed my real life story was for one simple reason.
i have to prove my mum wrong.
i have to prove to her that i am not ashamed of my family.
never ashamed.

u guyz have given me a reason to live.
u guyz cheer me up.
i am always thinking of my future.
but when in class, all i think of is fun and more fun.

wad's more special is when i was respected as a prefect.
i have said this many times.
cause i have seen many prefects hated by their classmates.
but u guyz understand my job.

teaching u and sharing my knowledge is one of the many ways i hope to repay u.
i am not sure it has helped any one of u.
do tell me if ur maths has improved.
cause seeing u improve is what i want from u.

conflicts do happen in class.
this is something normal.
even our parents argue.
so i dun see any reason how we can avoid this.

but in every conflict.
i hope u guyz learn something new.
and not use it as a reason to be apart.
however, we should use it to improve our lives.

i will never forget all of u.
2 years seems too fast.
ur testimonials will always be kept.
it's something special to me.

i heard faiz is planning another gathering for us.
since all of us have finished working by then, i hope the turnout would be great.
see u guyz soon.

congrats to all for ur "o" level results.

if you hav any mathematical problems unsure of how to do.
u can still ask me.
= )

specially by,
azhar

2007-02-08T07:47:00.000-08:00

So this is how the class blog function...
It's a war field for classmates who ain't happy with each other...
I am not just keeping quiet and watching...
Cause 4e5 is my class and i can't bear to watch u guyz crumble...
You guyz disappoint me...
I have one party saying his pride is at stake...
And well his friends like true friends do, are behind him...
Then i have another party, who of course oppose him for some valid reasons...
So now they're fighting for their lives...
And then they can say, "azhar, you're not in my shoe"
So wad does azhar say?
Settle this like adults..
Meet...
Negotiate...
Apologise...
Peace..
Don't you guyz realise that ur acions have stirred many gulity feelings among all those who didn't come to chalet? They believe it's their fault as it has caused a financial problem. Please think of others.
You guyz can hate me after this.
But i'm doing my part as a 4e5 classmate.

2007-02-03T20:42:00.000-08:00

Letters and Words....

To all chalet organisers and those who attended it,

I would like to express my regret for not coming and i know i am one of the fuckers or liars. I would also like to express my sincere apologies to you guys on behalf on my friends, esp those who were with me (Hid & Iwani), for not attending it. We have told you guys earlier that we will try our very best to come against all obstacles to attend it. We avoid making a promise to come after work as we know the consequences if we fail to carry it out. Therefore, it was not intentional and certainly not a lie.

I will not tell details of what happened,the reasons,etc because i feel it's no longer "applicable". However, i am extremely saddened by the way we are treated after we failed to come, which ultimately made us guilty. We know a lot of hardwork and money are spent or used but we do not intend to make such a huge upset out of this. I hope this upset will not end our friendship. Once again, on behalf of those who were with me, we're truly sorry for our absence. Please at least understand. Family comes first before anything else except God.

Azhar
"Life is a Stage..We provide the Talents.."

2007-01-30T21:46:00.000-08:00

Punkd again!
this time it's Ms Fau
actual converse
with translation

(1:06 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: fau
(1:06 AM) # .. n a N a <: ye saye (yes)
(1:06 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: aku tak faham lah ngan kau ( i dun understand u lah fau)
(1:07 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: dah byk cerita dah aku dgr pasal kau dari kwn budak sekolah lain (so many stories i heard abt u frm my other school frens)
(1:07 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: aper ni fau. (wad's this fau)
(1:07 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: haiz..
(1:08 AM) # .. n a N a <: psl ku (abt me)
(1:08 AM) # .. n a N a <: pe agi yg kau da dgr (wad else did u hear)
(1:08 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: tak tahu lah..nk ckp mcm tk percaya (dunno lah..wanna say like cannot believe)
(1:09 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: cause i dun believe u do those "eeee.." things man
(1:09 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: nvm..i tink my frens lying
(1:09 AM) # .. n a N a <: wat tings (1:09 AM) # .. n a N a <: kau jgn nk kenekn ku la.. (u dun try to trick me la..)
(1:09 AM) # .. n a N a <: sape kwn2 kau nie (hu are ur frens)
(1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: i know this sounds real FAKE...seroiusly..it's my fren's fren..
(1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: budak compass. (compass guy)
(1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: he somehow get to know ur bro
(1:10 AM) # .. n a N a <: compassvale sec ehk (1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: yeah (1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: aber compasspoint (then compasspoint is it -sarcastic- )
(1:10 AM) # .. n a N a <: oryt.. he gotta noe my bro. n den (1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: ahaha (1:11 AM) # .. n a N a <: after he gotta noe my bro.. (1:11 AM) # .. n a N a <: den wat happen (1:11 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: nth happen lah..ahahah..somehow he knows u..his anme is rosli (1:12 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: name* (1:12 AM) # .. n a N a <: pe kau nie! (1:12 AM) # .. n a N a <: kenekn ku plk.. (trick me only..)

SO DID I FAIL TO TRICK FAU?? READ BELOW...

(1:12 AM) # .. n a N a <: aiyo! (1:12 AM) # .. n a N a <: sape rosli (hu's rosli)
(1:13 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: a fren of mine...like lol..then how do i even know the name...from compass
(1:13 AM) # .. n a N a <: how old iz he (1:13 AM) # .. n a N a <: n how did he noe mie (1:13 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: 16 larhs..here goes fau's interview.. (1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: n fer real.. he noez my bro (1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: yeah.. (1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: yep.. her cumz my interview (1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: how did he noe mie (1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: madrasah (religious institution)
(1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: = )
(1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: kirekn he's our age ar (that means he's our age ar)
(1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: LOL..i juz said it!
(1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: 16!
(1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: ohk! (1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: ahahah (1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: madrasah (religious institution)
(1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: klaz pe sey (wad class sey)
(1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: nt ure..he started late..
(1:15 AM) # .. n a N a <: how d hell he noe mie! (1:15 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: but he sure (1:15 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: knows things that i dunno abt u (1:15 AM) # .. n a N a <: wat r d tingz dat he noe (1:15 AM) # .. n a N a <: elaborate plz (1:15 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: are u sure? (1:15 AM) # .. n a N a <: yar (1:16 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: some of them seem not the fau i know of...i mena not the typical fau..lol... (1:16 AM) # .. n a N a <: wat izit (1:16 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: he said that (1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: ppl outisde call u.. (1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: Oh Gosh...the word is insulting tau (1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: HINA (DISCRIMINATE)
(1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: to be exact
(1:17 AM) # .. n a N a <: diz iz nt nice.. (1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: i always call u pau..aahah (1:18 AM) # .. n a N a <: bt.. jz tel mie.. (1:18 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: well..OBVIOUSLY they'e playing ard with one of ur physical features (1:18 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: but since u insist (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: i reli wanna noe.. (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: coz.. if itz reli insulting.. (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: i wun stae put (1:19 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: AKU MAIN2 JER! (I WAS JUZ KIDDING LARHS!) AHAHAHA! CONGRATS! I'M GONNA COPY PASTE THIS CONVERSE INSIDE CLASS BLOG!
(1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: azhar! (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: jahat sey kau! (ur bad!)
(1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: argh! (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: slalu gini tau! (always like this!)
(1:20 AM) # .. n a N a <: tak baek nye! (bad!)
(1:20 AM) # .. n a N a <: benci kau! (hate u!)
(1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: YOU, IWANI AND DES
(1:20 AM) # .. n a N a <: how did u get iwani n des (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: ill copy paste aites. (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: sry (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: for entertainment lah (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: gtg (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: bye2 (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: take care

Haha....SORRY fau...Haha....
Wanna see the converse between me and des?
Stay tuned...

2007-01-30T00:15:00.000-08:00

hey you all,

i would like all of you to know that our chalet has changed its date.
the chalet will be held from the 1st ( thursday ) to the 4th ( sunday ).
which is 4 days and 3 nights.
we would like to inform you that, the price per head,
after MUCH consideration, is $30.
we regret to lower the price again.
Unfortunately, this money will be used solely for the chalet
and food purposes only.
It'll be my pleasure to have all of you 4e5 slackers present.
As this is our 1st gathering of the new year 2007.
i suspect all of you guys miss each other terribly.
I would like to remind all of you that this is your responsibility to turn up
for such an EXCITING ( -.-" ) event.
*** WE'VE CALCULATED THE EXPENSES AND $25 COVERS IT ALL FOR EVERYONE.
PLEASE MAKE THIS EVENT A SUCCESS.

Here are some of the details.

On thursday night, we'll have 2 rooms to ourselves,
unfortunately on friday and saturday night,
there's only 1 room due to insufficent cash funds.
thank you for all your co-op.

Price / Head : $30 (ask christine, not me) - does not matter whether you're staying or not.
does not matter whether you're eating or not.
OF COURSE WE RECOMMEND YOU TO STAY.
Days : 1st Thursday , 2nd Friday , 3rd Saturday , 4th Sunday.
Food : Food will be provided for DINNER ONLY ON THURSDAY NIGHT AND FRIDAY NIGHT.
Attire: ONLY faiz CAN COME NAKED. take note**.

Unfortunately for us. Entertainment will be provided, IF YOU BRING YOUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT.

I would like to ask all 4e5 slackers to turn up.
Thank you and have a nice day.

- DAN.

2007-01-28T07:31:00.000-08:00

Words...

Hi guys...been a long time since i have seen you guys..
I would just like to say a big thank you to all for supporting this blog.
Frankly, when i created this blog (as in the posts,etc..not blogskin..lol), i seriously thought it would be discriminated and criticised to the MAX.
But, it received a fairly good response.
From "4e5 antics revealed" to "4e5 moments" and many more, i have done and created those posts to at least reminisce the great moments we had together.
Don't worry, this blog will stay in another 2 months or so unless u guys decides to speed up the close-down process.
I hope all turn up for the chalet and we shall enjoy our time together like we used to.
4e5 has changed me to a more open person with a more open mind.
Being exposed to "gay" life, seeing my friends pinching each others nipples and the constant jokes played on other classmates really made me into a more happy person.
Cause i enjoyed them! You guys made me laugh and that release a hell lot of stress.
Although we're not that united, but we do enjoy ourselves when we're together as a class.
I could still remeber the first time when i stepped into 3e5.
I knew i was dead cause no one really loves prefects.
But i was proven wrong.
I guess i was accepted (Gosh..i sound like i was juz released from prison..).
Or was it juz an act? (hmmm..)
Once again...
Thanks for the support guys..
This blog could have been easily DEAD without the contant tags,etc.

Till then,
take care
Azhar

2007-01-26T23:11:00.000-08:00

PUNK'D by me
the converse is actual..
do read..
and comment..
the translated version is in different colour..

The first victim: Nurul Iwani
(12:27 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
sekarang perempuan melayu byk makin gatal
now i see malay girls are getting more flirtish
(12:27 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
kau pun sama agaknyer
ur the same too i guess
(12:27 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
ahahah
(12:27 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
haiz..
(12:28 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
huh??
(12:28 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
ape bende yg makin gatal...?
what thing is getting flirty...?
(12:28 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
miang
flirty
(12:28 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
tak faham...
dun understand
(12:28 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
r u stereotyping....?
(12:29 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
entah
dunno
(12:29 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
i guess it's true for all
(12:29 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
ahahha
(12:29 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
wat u mean...?
(12:29 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
asl aleh2 ckp pasal ni lak...?
why u suddenly talk abt this...?
(12:29 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
wat telah happen...?
what has happen...?
(12:29 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
ader lah kisahnyer
there is a story
(12:30 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
aper nk jadi ngan perempuan melayu sekrg
what's happening to malay girls now
(12:30 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
haiz..
(12:30 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
well...
(12:31 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
mungkin ade pompan mlayu yg makin terok...tapi ade jgk yg makin baek....
maybe some malay girls are getting worse...but some are getting better..
(12:31 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
e same goes with e guys...
(12:31 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
u cant juz stereotype...
(12:32 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
nonsense
(12:32 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
no..
(12:32 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
total nonsense
(12:32 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
sheer nonsense
(12:32 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
kl nak kate gatal...miang....
if u say flirty...flirtish....
(12:32 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
bkn kah lelaki lagi gatal...miang...
arent guyz flirty...flirtish...
(12:32 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
lepas kahwin pon nak cari yg laen...
after marriage also wanna find another one...
(12:33 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
tak cukup 1....nak sampai 4...
not enuff one...want until 4..
(12:33 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
i have seen enuff
(12:33 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
of the behaviour of malay girls
(12:33 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
huge HAIZ...
(12:33 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
den y dun u oso tok abt e behaviour of malay guys....?
(12:34 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
arent dey equally e same...
(12:34 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
very disappointed
(12:34 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
u haf seen enuff...on e gurls side...
(12:34 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
but 4 e guys side...i tink u close 1 eye...
(12:34 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
stop trying to cover the facts
(12:34 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
or shld i sae both eyes...
(12:34 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
haiz..
(12:35 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
im not...
(12:35 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
im being true...
(12:35 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
nah..nonsense
(12:35 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
how can u juz sae gurls r getting worse...
(12:35 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
but guys not...
(12:35 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
nvm...
(12:35 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
maybe it's juz fate
(12:36 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
dere r 2 sides 2 a coin...
(12:36 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
that girls are turning this way
(12:36 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
u haf sumting against gals izit...?
(12:36 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
or izit juz tat u havent mt e proper 1...e ryt 1....
(12:36 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
b4 stereotyping...
(12:38 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
haiz..why does it have to be my bangsa(race)
(12:38 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
my race
(12:38 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
deeply sad..
(12:39 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
cos hari dah nak kiamat...
cos the end of the world is coming...
(12:39 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
why muz u change to
(12:39 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
how did u become like "that"
(12:39 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
huh...?
(12:40 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
??
(12:40 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
cant imagine the others
(12:40 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
u see..trying to act blurr
(12:40 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
watcha mean...?
(12:40 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
haiz..
(12:40 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
takperlah
nvmlah
(12:40 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
wat did i change to...?
(12:40 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
into sth which i have no comments
(12:40 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
im speechless
(12:40 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
afer hearing that story
(12:41 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
perhaps its true
(12:41 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
wat story...?
(12:41 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
ppl change
(12:41 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
?
(12:41 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
n wat did i change to...???
(12:41 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
can u plz explain...
(12:41 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
i cant
(12:41 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
its a story of u
(12:41 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
secret
(12:41 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
i shld say
(12:41 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
haiz..
(12:42 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
story of me...??
(12:42 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
ok...now i noe wat kind of person azhar is....
(12:42 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
di manakah letaknyer maruah perempuan melayu
where is the dignity of malay girls?
(12:42 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
di mana?
where?
(12:43 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
he's e kind hu wihout finding out e trhuth...he wld juz believe it blindly....
(12:43 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
bukti sudah merata2
evidence is everywhere
(12:43 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
ok...wat's ur problem actually...?
(12:43 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
aper yg ku harus fikirkan lagi
what can i think more
(12:44 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
mungkin satu hari kau sendiri akan berterus terang pada ku
maybe one day u urself will tell me the truth
(12:44 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
apa sebenarnyer terjadi
what actually happened
(12:44 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
kau nak tahu mengapa?
u wanna know why?
(12:44 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
ingin tahu?
wanna know?
(12:44 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
mengapa ku percaya kau akan berterus terang suatu hari ananti?
why i believe u'll tell the truth one day?
(12:45 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
mengapa tidak jawab..sudah takut akan perkara sebenar
why nvr answer....afraid of the truth already
(12:46 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
u noe wat....i feel like laughing ryt now....actually...im oleady laughing....
(12:46 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
u r up 2 sumting...
(12:46 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
AHAAHAHAHAH..TAU PUN! MAIN2
AHHAHAHAHAH..NOW U KNOW! KIDDING2
(12:46 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
JER LAH
only
(12:47 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
THOINK!
(12:47 AM) »-(¯`v´¯)-»Ñû®ù:
very funny hor...

Next Victim: Sammy
some of the emoticons can't be shown..
i put brackets...
for those which are shown...

(3:01 PM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
hi
(3:02 PM) 4e5slacks.blogsp:
how's life?
(3:02 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
haha
(3:02 PM)
[[4e5slacks.blogspot.com...is BACK AND UPDATED! Show ur kind support aite guys.. has changed his/her name to "Got it.."]]
(3:02 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
alright la
(3:02 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
btw
(3:02 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
u know when we getting results
(3:02 PM) Got it..:
latest by 14 feb..accordin to mrs edison
(3:02 PM) Got it..:
= )
(3:03 PM) Got it..:
i received an e-mail...someone made a "spoof" or rather made fun of ur pics
(3:03 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
what pics
(3:03 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
me
(3:03 PM) Got it..:
they change ur clothes on dress
(3:03 PM) Got it..:
put some stuff..
(3:04 PM) Got it..:
change some stuff frm ur original pic
(3:04 PM) Got it..:
really sad thing
(3:04 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
what pic
(3:04 PM) Got it..:
ur pic...i dunno how this person got it..
(3:04 PM) Got it..:
took it and change the clothes
(3:04 PM) Got it..:
using com
(3:04 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
who is it
(3:04 PM) Got it..:
i guess its adobe photoshop
(3:05 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
who edited it
(3:05 PM) Got it..:
sry i deleted it
(3:05 PM) Got it..:
i mean of course i deleted it
(3:05 PM) Got it..:
lol
(3:05 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
any idea who
(3:05 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
someone we know ar
(3:05 PM) Got it..:
guess so..gosh..it was horrible
(3:06 PM) Got it..:
seriously making fun of u..
(3:06 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
only 1 pic ar
(3:06 PM) Got it..:
1 pic ..then they make copies with diff alterations on each pic
(3:06 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
-_-
(3:06 PM) Got it..:
u know wad i mean
(3:06 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
if i ever found out who
(3:06 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
he or she
(3:06 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
is [emoticon/wink of a dead person hanged]
(3:07 PM) Got it..:
but that person wrote sth below the e-mail
(3:07 PM) Got it..:
u wanna know?
(3:07 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -: [question mark]
(3:07 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
just say
(3:07 PM) Got it..:
SAMMY! AHAHAH! YOU HAVE BEEN PUNK'D BY AZHAR! THIS CONVERSE WILL BE COPY PASTED IN CLASS BLOG!
(3:07 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
(3:07 PM) Got it..:
= )
(3:07 PM) Got it..:
sry
(3:07 PM) Got it..:
ur the 4th victim
(3:07 PM) Got it..:
yeah
(3:08 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
no prob la
(3:08 PM) Got it..:
soem even got angry
(3:08 PM) Got it..:
there was des, iwani and fau
(3:08 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
im on the verge of violence
(3:08 PM) Got it..:
ahah..ok..
(3:08 PM) - [ S A M ² ] -:
nvm la haha

2 more people are also punk'd..
Who are they?
Find out soon..
Thank u for supporting...

2007-01-25T08:03:00.000-08:00

4e5slacks is back...

wow?

azhar: ok..this time..i'm gonna be interactive...

haziq: like what in the world is azhar talking about?

azhar: ok...im talking about web polls..

haziq: faster before i pinch ur nipples..

azhar: there u go....it's below...

haziq: please vote and show ur support..

azhar: Gosh..i can't believe u juz said that..

haziq: please be professional and not vote for urself...u may vote for 5 nominees in each category..

azhar: yeah..

[The web poll has been relocated.]

2007-01-23T21:36:00.000-08:00

"4e5 revived"
We are gonna have a chalet!
Yeah!

Venue: DOWNTOWN EAST( next to Escape Theme Park)
Date: 1st Feb – 3rd Feb 2007 ( 3 days 2 nights)
*Cost: $30.00 per head

Please kindly excuse yourself for that few days. For those staying overnight, please bring along extra clothings & toothbrush...etc. On 1st Feb, no breakfast will be provided. Lunch will commence at 3pm.

Other DETAILS:
1) If you have Xbox games, please bring some. Why? Cause there's an Xbox there. If u have anth else related to Xbox (controllers,etc so that more ppl can play) dun be shy...Do bring along.
2) Any questions? Ask poh lian or christine.

2007-01-09T03:01:00.002-08:00

"4e5 moments" - Part 3

The girl hu said "SHUT UP YOU!" to Azhar the most:
Well...u guessed it..it's none other than Ms Iwani! LOL!....She can say that for every line i talk to her back...like when i look back rite..it's totally childish! LOL! hahahaha....and my fault to..i like to disturb her...the more she said "SHUT UP YOU!" the more lines i say...rememebr all that iwani?

The test which FOOLED Iwani and Liyana COMPLETELY:
Ok...During this day, their close buddies, Hid and Fau was not in school. They looked kinda vulnerable, i guess. Dan wrote on the board "psychedelic rock" test. So here come this two ladies in class. Dan and therest, like faiz and aloy, starts to tell them tha there's really such test. and guess what? THEY PANICKED!!!!!! I was laughing my ass out..like it's so OBVIOUS that such tests NEVER exist in NVSS...ahahah...ok..

The PRANK call:
Not really a PRANK call...it was during Chem lesson....the Chem students shld remember...sammy's hp was confiscated by Mrs Chia...then the phone rang..Mrs Chia was NOT SUPPOSED to pick it up! But when she saw JEGA's name on the screen, she answered and said"Sorry, wrong number" ..But that's not the end...another person called..cant remember...she picked it up and said"Sorry....it's the Jurong Police Station...." It may not look funny here...But it sure does sound funny druing that time...rite ppl?

The Girl who froze others when she speaks:
Yeah..u shld know hu..it's hidayah...i will never forget..during oral pratice...Mr Lim called upon her to read a passage..the whole class literally shut their mouths..a RARE scene in class...and after she finish..a huge applause...well..wonder if she'd become a News reader? will you?

Joseph Data???????????:
Well..remember the "God" some of us, like Dan, Faiz and Sammy, worship in class? Remember the square hole on top of class...The worshippers would literally OFFER stuffs to their "God" named Joseph Data..the stuffs include SHIRTS and many others....Some would even PRAY by the "God"...i wonder if they still worship this Joseph Data?

The man hu shouts the LOUDEST:
You guys shld know who...this guy will also stand right BELOW the aircon(close to my table) after the TAF(nt sure spelling) club during recess time...he claims it's hot out there...

OK...ppl...that's abt it...sry for the many spelling errors i tink..not correcting them....I am passing this blog today to one of us....IF U RECEIVE MY E-MAIL, U WILL CONTINUE WRITING WHEN I AM AWAY...

2007-01-09T02:04:00.000-08:00

"4e5 names"
What they were called back then......
[not in order]

Celestine --- Bowling/Rolling ball
Cynthia --- Muscles!
Jessica --- Rabbit
Uma --- Dey!
Dan --- Dan/Fats
Poh Lian --- Poh Lian/Ah Bao
Desmond --- Des
Faiz --- Faiz/Tan
Azhar --- Azhar/ Aza (always pronunciation problems)
Iwani --- Nurul/Iguana
Faris --- Advancejoker
Liyana --- Monyet! (monkey)
Aloysius --- Monkey
Sammy --- Sammy
Jega --- u guys shld know...
Fauzana --- Pau! / Nana!
Hidayah --- Hid
Boon Yang --- Ba boon!
Lek Wee --- Ah Lek!
Zhen Yang --- Zhen Yang
Zhi Ming --- Zhi Ming
Rashid --- Rashid
Mei Ting --- Mei Ting
Christine --- Boy!
Jason --- Tite pants/Jason
Yan jun --- Toad!
Shi yuan --- FSY/ Shi yuan

Hmm..i tink i missed some ppl out...there's only 24 here...who did i miss????????
Thanks aloy for answering.

2007-01-07T22:47:00.000-08:00

2006-12-30T06:00:00.000-08:00

4e5 antics revealed: victim #7 -Desmond
---This is the FINAL chapter of "4e5 antics revealed". There are more "4e5 moments" at the end. Hope i manage to help relive the spirit of our class. Do continue tagging and have fun. I am going to be away for some time. Sorry for any offence made to the victims involved.---

NOTICE: This post is written not as an offence to my friend, Desmond. There's no direct intention of humour. I just wanna relive wad he loves to say to us and what we love to say to him. Specially for 4e5 students. The story is TOTALLY made up. No offence. The story continues after each character is added one by one.

azhar: hey, my name is azhar. i just graduated frm 2E2.

aloysius: really arh??

azhar: yeah, wad's urs?

aloysius: my name is aloysius. i have PSP and i'm gonna buy PS3.

azhar(thinking in his mind): this guy is damn rich. cool...

aloysius: u like study wad?

azhar: i like to study maths. i aint good in sciences.

aloysius: AIYA! science so easy. i last time take triple science u know!

azhar: ouh..ok...i've been failing my Physics..haizz..keep getting F9...

aloysius: GOOD GAME! i got E8 lehss...the only one ok...

azhar(thinking in his mind): Gosh..this guy is quai lan...

aloysius: nevermind..try again next time..

azhar: can i tell u something...

aloysius: what?

azhar: u and liyana can make a good couple....(hint: i sometimes disturb him say he look liek a monkey with liyana)

aloysius: U @#$#$$%$!!! (chasing me...)

azhar: hu's that? the guy with his hair and half-buttoned clothes?

aloysius: Orh that one...that one useless one..he talk rubbish one larh!

sammy: You CeeBai! , shut up lah...(hitting aloysius continuously on his back..like wad he always do in Chem class)

azhar: Aloy...how can u say like that...although yes i agree he looks like one apek(LOL!) like that..but he mite be smart..

sammy: You see! You see! I'm going to Poly u know! Fuck u lah! and Fuck Maths... i got CLB..no need to worry one larhs!

aloysius: AHAHAHAH(sarcastic laugh)..wadever larhs! Azhar..u go entertain this weird dreamer..

sammy: hi..me name is Sammy..im gonna be a bartender when i grow up...im gonna be a bboy so good like the koreans..

azhar: (looking at his overall build/body and talking in his mind) are u sure? u seem so thin? got muscles or not? gosh..my Quai Lan sifu is rite..he is indeed a dreamer..

sammy: OKlah..ive got to go..

azhar: go where?

sammy: Go SPIKE my hair..

azhar: (talking in his mind)...isn't it SPIKED already?!!! weirdo...

!!!!!!!THE CLASSROOM DOOR SUDDENLY CRASHES OPEN! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE CLASSROOM STARTS TO SHAKE! THE FOOTSTEPS COULD BE HEARD! THEN SUDDENNLY......

dan: Good morning class! My name is Mrs Garrison! (waving his hand...in a God-knows-what voice)

azhar: ouh...

dan: Hey you! (pointing to azhar..) why u never greet me???!! Fuck u lar! Get outof the class NOW!!

azhar: Dun wan...

dan: Wah! Now u want to act quai lan...nvm..nvm...(CATWALKING to his table as he speaks like he always does)

azhar: excuse me..but ur butt is swaying left and right..its destroying the tables on its way...

dan: Wadevalah...Woah! Aloy! I handsome rite? (he always says he's handsome in class...dun ash me why)

aloy: oklah..but i tink people see u dun look at ur face..ur fats too much lah..

dan: hey boy! (pointing to azhar again..) i handsome u know!

azhar: (talking to himself) Gosh..i seriously dun wish to comment..

dan: wad ur name? Sialan rite?

azhar: ermm no...my name is azhar

dan: ouh..i am dan the man...or dj danny or fatman..when i grow up i want to be a teacher..

azhar: Ouh great...u sure can be one from the entrance you made juz now(Note: Azhar is lying)

dan: yeah..then after i want become the Principal of this school and sack that teacher one day ah!

azhar: errmm...who?

dan: Am* a** lah! Fucking sialan that teacher! (hint: Dan hates her..pretty much)

azhar: woah..okok..

SUDDENLY, A GUY STEPS INTO THE ROOM, HOLDING A BLACK GUITAR. HE LOOKS AROUND AND SUDDENLY WENT UP TO TALK TO AZHAR.

faiz: that my friend is racist(pointing to a Physics textbook)[faiz always says things are racist..unexpainable]

azhar: ermm..but why?

faiz: i dunno...wad's ur name?

azhar: ouh..juz call me azhar...

faiz: my name Faiz but u call me, Tan. And i'm gonna be the best lawyer in Singapore.[some ppl in class call him Tan..and yeah..he dreams to be a lawyer..]

azhar: ouh..hi Tan..great to hea--- (azhar's converse cut off when faiz interfered..)

faiz: and my sis is hot...[he luvs his sis a lot..yeah]

azhar: ouh..ok...u have a blog?

faiz: yeah DUDE..it's crapmuskertiak.blogspot.com(not sure spelling.)...it's the SECOND best porn-download site. There's teen, etc but my favourite is hardcore. Dun worry, no Trojan virus. [This is true!!!!]

azhar: WOAH..ok...i have one too..

faiz: i FIGURED.

azhar: hey aloy..ur back!

ALOY COMES IN WITH HIS CHEM TEXTBOOK.

faiz: PORN![he can say this more than 10 times each day]

azhar: where???!!!

faiz: OVER THERE! PORN![told u..haiz..]

azhar: where???!!!

faiz: RACIST! PORN!ARGHH!!!!!!![and again.]

azhar: ok..that's it...i dun see any AROUSING stuff here.

faiz: THE TEXTBOOK...

aloy: ouh..hi mixed-blooded boy....this is not a Playboy or Racist magazine..it's a Chem textbook..(as he opens his book)

faiz: I'M SURE LARHSSS![he always says that to Sammy Neo..u guys should know why..LOL!]

azhar: GOSH..was this Tan guy sexually assaulted when he was a child? (talking to himself)

faiz: U know yesterday nite i dreamt i was Jay-Z and Beyonce was with me [this is a true story! Faiz is beyonce's fanatic fan!]

azhar: Ouh..i was watching soccer yesterday..

faiz: YEAH! IT'S LIKE WATCHING PORN ALL OVER AGAIN![his favourite line..]

aloy: i was playing my BRAND NEW PS3

faiz: OMG!!!!!!!!!IT'S LIKE WATCHING PORN ALL OVER AGAIN!!!![need more proof?]

azhar: Man U won too...I could not sleep after that..

faiz: WTF!!!!!!!IT'S LIKE WATCHING PORN ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!! GET A LIFE MAN!!!![another favourite line!]

azhar: ouh..is that ur guitar?

faiz: Yeah..her name is Isabelle(not sure spelling)..i sleep, cry and masturbate(total exaggeration of how much faiz luvs his guitar) with her...[he luvs his guitar]

azhar: GOSH..explains the stains.

faiz: Oklah..i go canteen for a while..wanna eat CEE CAU FAN(not sure spelling.)[he loves cee cau fan]

azhar: Ouh...

THE BELL RANG!!! SCHOOL HAS STARTED!!! OUR FIRST LESSON WAS ADDITIONAL MATHS!!! ONE BOY WEARING TIGHT CLOTHES WENT IN!! HIS BUTT SWAYING TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT!!!

azhar: hi..wad's ur name?

jason: my name jason...hahahahahaah[ Azhar dun really recommend all to follow the way he laughs...u guys should know how he laughs...haiz..]

azhar: ouh..are u a boy?

jason: (showing that face of hatred) .... of course i am! a sexy one! AHAHAHHAHAAH [and again..the "unrecommended and quite gay" laugh]

azhar: Gosh..the way u laugh is simply like a ..nvm...(talking to himself)

SUDDENLY, A TEACHER WENT IN!!! SHE WAS WEARING A PURPLE LIPSTICK, CLOTHES AND ALSO SHOES!!! EVERYTHING PURPLE!!! [Mrs Tang is really like that..cool..most of the time all SAME colour) FAIZ AND DAN ALSO WENT IN!!!

mrs tang: Good morning class!

azhar, faiz and aloy: Good morning mrs tang!

dan: Good morning mdm lina! [Dan always greets the wrong name..haiz..sad case..]

mrs tang: ok class..today we're going to do TRIGONOMETRY!

aloy: cheyy..so easy..i close one eye also can...[the typical aloy]

faiz: Meowwww..... [the typical faiz..cat disease]

azhar: ok cher..

mrs tang: first question...wad is (tan x ) equal to?

dan: i know ! i know!

aloy: me! me!

faiz: meow! meow!

azhar: i wanna try! i wanna try!

mrs tang: hmm.....wad abt u jason?

dan: Fuck man..i raise my hand..she never call me [this always happens in class..he always says this..sad case..nvm..try again next time...]

jason: HUH? [the infamous, morally wrong blurr look...]errmmm ... (tan x) is equal to --( converse cut off!)

dan: Opposite over Behind!!! [ahaha..here comes the confusing part..pity jason! AHAHHA!]

mrs tang: Class..let's ignore Dan... [ she always says that to Dan..pity Dan...]

dan: Fuck ...(talking to himself)

aloy: y=mx + c !!! really jason! trust me! [looks like the monkey wants to join the fun too!]

faiz: Sulphuric acid + Cosine! Really Jason! [so does the "Cat"]

azhar: AAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH [ and Azhar enjoys it]

jason: Orhh.. [now..the gullible innocent look] ... the ans is (tan x) is equal to (y=mx +c) ..

aloy: AAHAHHA..GOOD GAME![azhar's quai lan sifu...received the "Superbrands" award)

faiz and azhar: (shaking our heads)

mrs tang: aiyo jason! how come this one also u dun know...haiz..what have u been doing?

dan: gaying..

jason: AAHAHAHHAAH! [jason laughs even when he's scolded or sometimes show "that look"]

dan: Gosh..Fuck man...i hate that look [he really does]

mrs tang: ok jason..come to the board and draw an isosceles triangle.

JASON STOOD UP!!! THE BUTTONS OF HIS UNIFORM SEEMS OVERSTRETCHED!!! HIS BODY SEEMED POPPING OUT!!! THEN COMES HIS TIGHT PANTS!!! THE ZIP SEEMS LIKE IT IS OPENING!!! BUT HIS CLOTHES MANAGE TO HOLD ON.....

jason: i..i...i..du..nnoo...oo...i dunno...

dan: Suck my balls larhs [one of dan's favourite lines]

faiz: haiz azhar..i tink no hope...

azhar: yeah..imagine how sad his parents would be...

aloy: yeah...if i was there, i could have answered with ease...

mrs tang: JASON! u don't know how to draw isosceles triangle????!!!!!

jason: errmm...yaaa

faiz and azhar: (once again shaking their heads)

THE BELL RANG...ADDITIONAL MATHS IS OVER...

mrs tang: ok next lesson..u muz remember...

jason: ok

(starting from this post, no colour fonts is used. Thanks!)

faiz: Woah..time is so fast..meoww....

azhar: yeah...

faiz: it's like watching porn all over again..haiz..

THEN SUDDENLY!!! SOMEONE OPENED THE DOOR!!! A RAYS OF PINK SWEPT ACROSS THE ROOM!! ALOT COUDN'T TAKE IT!!! DAN WAS BUSY EATING!!! HER BUTT WAS SWAYING TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT, CAPTURING THE HEARTS OF JASON WHO WAS SEATED BESIDE THE DOOR!!

fau: Hi class! (smiling profusely..holding her very furry pinkish wallet)

faiz: OMGosh! it's Paudusa! [this is a.k.a Madusa...we gave this name to her..ahahah] Azhar! we have to run! You can't touch her! Later ur skin will turn white [like a Pau] and ur fats will turn black! Arghh! [squeezing his face with his two bare hands like he always does in a state of utter shock)

azhar: Oh Gosh...Don't look at me Paudusa! No Please! We're still virgins! Please Paudusa!

fau: OII!! My name not Paudusa larhs! U guys so bad! My name is Fauzana!

dan: hi fauzi! [dan always calls her that]

fau: thats my father (or isit brother? lol!) larhss!

dan: whatevalah!

THEN SUDDENLY TWO GIRLS WHEN IN IN A RUSH! THEY WERE KINDA HAVING THE (USUAL) CATFIGHT! THIS IS WAD DAN, AZHAR, JASON, ALOY, FAIZ and FAU HEARD:::

jessica: can u please stop calling me RABBIT! i know u jealous i got nice teeth! Blueck! [ppl in class always disturb her that especially Dan]

poh lian: i can call anything i wan...ehehhehe [poh lian loves to laugh..dunno why..release stess perhaps]

jessica: oh reall???!!! I shall call u Ah Bao then! [i heard poh lian ias called this..eheheh]

poh lian: What?! NO!! Shut ur mouth u LEONG SANG GOON!! [another name jessica is disturbed as...haiz..]

jessica: ouh isit???!! At least i have eyes!

poh lian: huh? wad u talking? (giving that children-looking cute and blur look like she always does)

jessica: CLASS! I WANT TO TELL SOMETHING ABOUT POH LIAN!!!

azhar, faiz, aloy: WHAT? WHAT?

dan: what? she celebrate children's day? [Dan always say Poh Lian celebrate children's day..is it true?]

jessica: YOU know last time..this girl (pointing at Poh Lian) ..got one time she walking n talking then she never look in front. then she bang into a super tall guy a prefect form our sch, in fact. and her first reaction was tt she HUGGED the guy's legs!! [this is TRUE!!]

azhar: OMGosh! Isit true Poh Lian?

poh lian: WELL!! at least it's better than got SOMEONE who dreams one day that she was walking with some people and SUDDENLY EGGS starts falling from the sky! BIG EGGS SOME MORE! [this is also TRUE!!]

aloy: Gosh!

faiz: Porn!

fau: I love pink! [she really really really luvs pink]

faiz: shut up fau . i FIGURED!

jessica: and this girl luvs zhenyang! [always heard about this..wad a romantic rumour...]

poh lian: NO!!!!!!!!! please stop spreading that rumour! [...and she hates it]

jason: haizz...

SUDDENLY, SAMMY STEPS IN! BEHIND HIM IS MR LAI!!! OH NO!

dan: Woah cher..u walk like hip-hopper sia! APER SIA! [dan favourite line "APER SIA!"...and he always says mr lai walks "bumpily" like a hip-hopper]

mr lai: SHUT UP YOU! U see this stick?!!

faiz: looks like a drumstick to me..[kinda true...]

mr lai: OK! today im gonna teach u E_His!

azhar: wad abt mrs amy ang?

mr lai: she's pregnant.

fau: Woah..yeah..i'll buy her PINK baby clothes..

faiz: i WARNED u fau...

fau: i'll buy a "69" number tag for them? [the infamous favourite number of fau.]

faiz: that's better..

mr lai: OK..i got meeting NOW...later i come back..keep quiet..azhar..u as a prefect make sure everyone keeps quiet

azhar: ok..

MR LAI WENT..

azhar: ok class..IT'S PARTY TIME!

dan: Woah..Fucking corrupt sialan prefect this guy!

THEN, A GUY CAME IN. HIS FRINGE SO LOW YET SO LONG, ALMOST COVERING HIS EYES. HIS SLING BACK BESIDE HIM.

des: hey there (doing that "handshake" whenever he meets his frens) [the "handshake" is done by folding and locking ur four fingers together with ur other fren..then use ur thumb to show that that you recognise the person(lol!)]

azhar: ouh..hi..

des: aiya..i so stressed...

azhar: why?

des: got this sec 1 girl like me..but i dun like her..i got mine already..[from wad i see, Des is popular among the sec 1 chinese girls...woah..cool..]

azhar: ouh..u working..

des: yeah..but i Pon...

azhar: u Pon?

des: Pontenglah..aiyo..u so stupid sia..aper sia?

azhar: ok..so sry....

sammy: I love jasmine flowers..

azhar: oh..really?

des: wah..guai lan sia...(adjusting his fringe..yet again)

azhar: no..im juz asking (lol!)

sammy: woah..2moro i got work at Tuas..

des: lol...me too..i work i do banquet..[so sry..i forgot wad's he work as..wad ah?]

azhar: ouh..i not working...

dan & aloy: We work as Quality Controllers ok! $6 per hour ah!

fau: I work at toy r us ok! [yeah..only for special events...lmao..sry..ehehe]

faiz: hey ppl...i work at pastamania u know!

azhar: wad about u jason?

jason: ermmmmmmmsssss.....i..i.......i...

azhar: yes..common go ahead....dun be shy...

jason: i...i.....i work as...

azhar: yeah..u can do it..one more word.....breathe in and say it out..

jason: as a...

dan: Oi fucker! suck my balls lah! faster can or not??!!

aloy: ask him use gameshark?

faiz: porn...selamat hari raya! [faiz always wish ppl "hari raya" even when it is months ahead!!!! haiz....]

poh lian: speak lah jason..dun be shy..i am here...

jess: shut up..u tink u only person hu is here is it? ah bao! [here goes the friendly catfight again...]

poh lian: hey rabbit! shut up ok! i was here first!

azhar: ok..STOP IT people! Everyone...Listen here! Let Jason finish his sentence...

ALL: ok...

jason: i am working as a MODEL..

ALL: A MODEL????

des: for wad ?

jason: PLAYBOY...

ALL: Ok...that's it...we're leaving....

THE END...

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Warning: This post does not require any permission. However, if your name is there and u feel offended,etc ...do tell me.

Famous Couples of 4e5 in the year 2006:

1) Dan and Faiz:

Arguably the most explicit couple in 4e5 history, with a wide range of brave romance previewed "live" in class. The occasional kissing although makes people squirm has been rather memorable especially in the minds of the females. Attached since late February, the passion shown for this relationship by both individuals have been rather tremendous, continuing to perform illicit pleasures both openly and secretly.

2) Dan and Zhen Yang:

A star couple in the making. With many media coverage by the likes of their own classmates using the most strongest marketing tool on earth, the mouth, this couple is seen to hav prospered from scratch. With the ability to seduce each other and confront each other openly in class, this couple continues to strive as one of the most famous couples of all time.

3) Fauzana and Jega:

With many scandals in her bag, such as the ever popular secret relationship with Mr Reduan, Fauzana has taken another to her numbers. With an increasing popularity among the classmates especially among the four malay girls, Fau sets to go to greater heights with Jega. With an ever caring Jega, an all-time sexpert, this couple aint giving up to grab top honours.

Famous Makeovers of 4e5 in 2006:

1) Faris:

With a new "spike" hairstyle and a new cool image, this guy is looking to charm the likes of "ehem" in the many years to come. Although not quite favoured by some classmates, this guy juz never learn and continues to strive to be the coolest.

2) Christine:

With a new "temporary" hairstyle, a long one, Christine has shown her true lady self. But it all changed when she cut it for the Gala Dinner/Graduation Hi-Tea, disappointing the likes of Faiz who is hoping to see her wear a dress.

3) Nil

Famous conflicts of 4e5 in 2006:

1) Sammy and "you know who"

2) Azhar and "you know who"

3) Dan and "you know who"

Some of the conficts have been solved.

Check out for some "never-been-seen-before" pictures of 4e5 sent to me by Mr Lim. It would be included under the "4e5 antics revealed" - Desmond edition .

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Other "4e5 moments":

- Azhar and Hidayah:

We like to interview Uma...LOL!.. We would ask a lot of questions from topics like her boyfriend and many more. I will never forget the times when we laugh at the answers. Sometimes, Liyana would join. We're born "kepo" interviewers. Ahahaah.. Rite Hidayah?

- Peer tutoring:

Mr Lim will remember this. We had lotsa fun. Can eat and drink as we study. Good studying technique. I remember the group leaders include Aloysius, Faiz, Jessica and Iwani. Guys, did i miss anyone?

- The laboratory

The fun place for 4e5. We're mad scientists. I cans till remember Jega creating sparks by LITERALLY "rubbing" two HUGE batteries!!! LOL!! For Chem, i seat beside Sammy! ahhaah..lol...Sammy...i will remember your "I can feel the BURNING SENSATION" line AGAIN and AGAIN...Ahahaha... LOL! and we would do a teamwork, together with Desmond. Remember that Sammy and Des?

- Teacher problems

We have lotsa of problems related to teachers like Mrs Amy Ang and Mr Lee Thai Shen(not sure spelling) .. But i had a great time...Remember class?

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