CLASS GATHERING @ pizza hut compass

Date: 19th May 2007 (Saturday)

Time: 7.00pm onwards

$15 per person.

Do tag if u wish to come.



[Gathering will be cancelled if less than 20 people decides to come.]

poh lian: yeah..a secret about Faris..

celestine: wad is it?

faiz: wad is it?

poh lian: he raped me..

jessica: ermm..not funny poh lian..does not make sense...

lek wee: yeah..how did he rape u? how come out of a sudden this rape thinggy came about?

faris: haha...she's talking nonsense!

poh lian: no i did not..i remembered u...especially ur mole..i remembered a guy who has a mole on his right cheek..it's you!

faris: where's the evidence?? haha.

celestine: yeah..how can we believe u?

poh lian: remove ur pants, faris!

faris: haha..u must be joking..rmove it here...are u crazy or sth?!

hidayah: yeah..there are ppl around here..

poh lian: i said remove it!

lek wee: chill girl..ur asking too much..

jessica: we can go to the police station...

poh lian: N!O! NO! NO! i don't want! i want it to be done today! now!

faris: ok fine..since u insist..(removing his pants and undergarment)













poh lian: NO! This couldn't be?!!

ALL: why?!

faiz: PORN!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! GOD! WAD HAVE I DONE WRONG?! he has no penis!

lek wee: wad the fuck! are u sure?!

jason: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! That's GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

faris: satisfied now, poh lian?! u got wad u wan!

hidayah: how can a man have no penis?

celestine: which means he didn' rape her..

faris: like DUH...happy now?

poh lian: impossible! it was u!

faiz: u have seen it..we have...it is not him..faris is a transsexual..

jason: wad is a transsexual?

jessica: it is a person who has had her or his EXTERNAL sexual organs REMOVED orALTERED in order to RESEMBLE the other sex..

faiz: yeah..

jaon: ouh..ok..does it hurt faris?

poh lian: LOL!

faris: not really..i am removing my hormons soon..replacing them with female ones..

faiz: ouh..ok..

jason: guys..i received a message from someone..sth happened to azhar..

jessica: what happened?

hidayah: yeah..wad happened?

jason: OMGosh!

faiz: wad happened?

faris: hu cares about that fucker..

jason: azhar met with an accident...he is now in hospital..

jessica: what?!

lek wee: what happened?!

jason: ouh..wad heard is that a bird actually pecked at his nose...it wa broken quite badly..as a result azhar got traumatised and fainted..

iwani: but is he fine now?

poh lian: is he ok already?

jason: ermms geting better..

faris: ok good..we can FUCK him off..let's juz hang around here lah..

jessica: idiot.

faiz: ouh ya jess and lek..when u guys getting married?

hidayah: yeah..when??

lek wee: ouh we're gonna experience orgasm most probably 3rd April 2007.

jessica: we'll send u wedding invitations..don't worry..

poh lian: ouh..all the best...

jason: poh lian..why u look so sad?

poh lian: nothing..

iwani: u jealous?

hidayah: u feel lonely?

poh lian: no la...i juz am thinking when is my turn..haiz..

jason: wad are u waiting for? i am right here standing..hehe..nah..floweres for u (hands over white roses to poh lian)

poh lian: ouh..thnx...BUT I DUN LIKE WHITE ROSES U LOSER!! I LIKE RED ONES!

jason: tsk tsk tsk (cries like a baby)...why won't u accept me?

hidayah: yeah..at least give him a chance...

faiz: yeah poh lian...pity this loser..

celestine: uh uh..juz look at me...with zhen yang and all..we're a happy couple...

poh lian: i'd prefer lek wee 1500000000000000000 times more than jason...

jessica: lek wee??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lek wee: oh no..

jessica: excuse me...lek wee is MINE!! and MINE!! and MINE!! and NO ONE ELSE BUT MINE!

poh lian: FINE!

jessica: FINE! i am leaving dear...(to lek wee)

lek wee: chill girls! stop - (words cut off)

poh lian: SHUT UP! I AM LEAVING TOO! AND YOU JASON, don't even dream of GETTING ME! EVER!

jason: NO! Please don't do this to me!

faiz: wad's happening?

iwani: i dunno..it's disaster

-poh lian. jessica and lek wee leave-

faris: ermm iwani..u free later?

iwani: yeah..why?

hidayah: wanna ask u out lah..

faris: yeah..wanna go dinner after this?

iwani: ouh i can't...faiz is accompanying me to help settle some lawsuit problems..

faris: FAIZ! FAIZ! FAIZ! Why always him?!

faiz: hey! i am just helping her!

iwani: yeah..ur so JEALOUS fo no reason faris!

faris: OF COURSE! That's because i want u!

hidayah: hey! u can have me...i am still single..hehe..

faiz: LoL ..

jason: malay politics..oh no..

faris: hidayah! ur shameless!

hidayah: i was just joking ok! i would never want u!

faiz: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jason: YEAH BUYS..LOVE is separating us! STOP IT guys!

faris: FUCK it..ur leaving with me nurul! (takes iwani away..)

-faris and iwani leave-

faiz: IDIOT!

celestine: why must it all this way..

jason: yeah..all because of LOVE...

faiz: yeah..i can't believe this is happening..

celestine: haiz..LOVE at its WORST..

jason: but at least there's still the 3 of us...wad abt movie later?

faiz: hmm..ok..

celestine: where?

jason: Bras Basah.

faiz & celestine: Bras Basah????!!!

jason: yeah..hehe..joking..i always miss how much we always joke in class...

faiz: haha..yeah man..remember also we hate mr lee thai shen so much...haha..sad dude man..

celestine: and we always worked very hard to compete in Class Deco competitions..

jason: and..and..and also we also always have birthday babies celebration..

faiz: damn..i miss those days...

celestine: we had one of the most respected chairperson and corrupted prefect..

jason: remember we always play the WORMS game is class..hahahahah

faiz: yeah..haiz..miss those days..

celestine: yeah..slackers united..

jason: slackers united..

faiz: slackers shall be united always..

-THE END-

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-a conversation between poh lian and jessica CAUGHT ON TAPE-



jessica: poh lian..i have to be honest with you..



poh lian: what is it? go ahead..



jessica: poh lian dear...i love you..



poh lian: OMGosh...are you serious?



jessica: yeah...why?



poh lian: Cause i love you too!



jessica: why do you love me?



poh lian: hold on..let me think..i don't know..it's just the connection...



jessica: yeah..me too..i wonder if there's any explanation to this...



poh lian: uh uh...do you think we're lesbian?



jessica: Gosh poh lian...don't even mention that..of course we are!



poh lian: Hehe..i like that idea..



jessica: Okok..don't let Christine know about this relationship ok?



poh lian: ouh..why?



jessica: aiya..later she sure angry one...last time at Bukit Batok...she sound stead me..but i said i don't want...



poh lian: really? why?



jessica: Cause i have you..



poh lian: Ouh...you are so sweet..

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Episode #5

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the story continues...

-faris arrives with someone beside him-

faris: wad's up guys!

ALL: wad's up man!

jason: man, who's that guy beside you?

jessica: is it true that you're gay?

azhar: fau said you're gay...is it true?

faris: me? gay? no no no...i am not and will never be gay in my life..

iwani: then why fau said you're gay?

hidayah: yeah..i wonder why...

poh lian: well..i remembered using ur com...i checked ur history and saw gay sites...care to explain that?

faris: ouh...i was doing my research in university...i had to write a research on why homosexuals become homosexuals...and btw..the guy beside me is not a guy...she's my girlfren...she juz cut her hair short and spiky...yeah..

lek wee: reminds me of christine..

faiz: i wonder where that girl went to? where she is now and many other questions..

jessica: yeah...i heard she opened her own salon...in sembawang...she sells customized wigs too..

azhar: woah..that's cool..

poh lian: but it's a pity she has a bald head now...

hidayah: OMGosh..wad happened to her?

iwani: she spoilt her hair is it?

poh lian: no...well this happened...she broke up with her boyfriend wen she discovered that her boyfriend is having an affair with a man....so she tried to commit suicide by slashing her wrists..

faiz: then wad happened?

jason: did she really do it?

poh lian: well..luckily the knife was not sharp enough...nothing much happened...but then...desperate to do sth with the knife...she used it to cut her har..she managed to get a shave and shave it...she actually bought the shave for her boyfriend..so that's what happened...

jessica: very sad story man...

azhar: i hope she's ok...

lek wee: aniwae..faris...what's that girl's name?

faris: ouh..her name is Uma...remember Uma?

azhar: Uma? hu's that girl man?

jason: Uma? Hmm...

faiz: sounds familiar...is she Indian?

jessica: lol...of course faiz...

faris: hmm...hidayah..u should remember, do u?

hidayah: Uma? hmmm..let me think....ouh yeah! yeah! i remembered...she can laugh loudly rite?

faris: yeah...u got it?! azhar...remember last time u always kepo interview her life?

azhar: OMGosh..serious? i can't remember..Uma? Uma? hu is she?

iwani: aiyo azhar...remember last time...u always ask her lots questions in class..ur best fren lah..

jessica: yeah..i remember liao...azhar..try to remember..think!

poh lian: go azhar go! (jumping around)

azhar: i can't..ok..i am very sorry...i can't remember hu Uma is...

faris: nah..it's ok...i knew it since sec 4 that ur dumb..

-suddenly, hidayah starts to move away from the group-

jessica: why are u hiding away from us hidayah?

hidayah: ermmm..nothing...

faiz: why are u covering ur boobs?

jason: yeah....why are u moving away from us..

lek wee: hidayah..no point if u bottle it up....tell us...

iwani: is there sth wrong with u?










hidayah: okok! i will tell u the truth! this boobs are FAKE! total FAKE! i lied!

ALL: what?!

azhar: how could this be?

faiz: why did u lie to us??

poh lian: yeah..why?










hidayah: look..(removing the fake boobs and throwing them away)....i juz want to look beautiful in front of u guyz after so long....i was scared u guyz would not that i am as beautiful as i am before!

iwani: i dun get it?

lek wee: me too...care to explain?

hidayah: well...i am actually a single woman..i ahv never bee married...and i have never been to UK....all that i said previously was a complete LIE!

azhar: i dun get it?! why did u do all this?!







hidayah: because i heard all of u are getting engaged..soem of u like faiz is getting married..i heard fau has her own butt solidification product...i was SO JEALOUS! i wanted to be like u guys! i am sorry..(tears running down her cheeks)

poh lian: it's ok..i understand u...

jessica: yeah..we understand u..

hidayah: no u don't! u guys have never been in my shoes...u see why can;t i be as lucky as all of u! u have got ur loved ones...but wad do i have?! nothing! i hate myself! why can't i have a peaceful relationship like u guyz?! why?! i have broken upmore than 10 times...i feel useless...

azhar: no hidayah...dun ever say that..perhaps u have not found ur true love...everything is in GOD's hands...

faris: yeah..chill hid...chill....we'll always be there for u!

iwani: yeah..

jason: so where did that boob idea came from?

hidayah..i..i..i..juz wanna matchup with my girlfren, fau..i wan to look like her...i wan to as attractive as her...(more tears roll down her cheeks)

poh lian: everyone is beautiful....let it be in the inside or outside...

lek wee: yeah..common..dun cry girl...cheer up..

iwani: yeah..cheer up...

azhar: btw..why u lied u had an old husband then?

hidayah: ouh..i wanted to be as good as other girlfren, iwani...i tot if she manages to seduce such mancho man like man...i wanted to be like her...i a sorry guys..everything is a lie! i hate myself! i am leaving!

faris: no plz dun go! plz...i have sth to tell u too...sth to tell everyone..

jason: what now???

lek wee: yeah..wad now?

faiz: speak faris...

faris: this girl beside me is not Uma...i lied...i had no girlfrens..

azhar: what?!

iwani: now why are u lying?!

faris: i was embarrassed to come faiz's wedding as a single man...juz look...faiz is getting married..azhar and lek wee soon...i juz felt i was not as good as them..i lost my self-esteem..(starts to cry softly)

azhar: no faris! what are u talking abt?! ur a great person...common...wipe those tears off ur face!

faiz: yeah man..maybe ur time haven come..u'll meet someone great one day...

jessica: yeah..chill...

faris: u guyz are lying! azhar, ur lying! i hate all of u! i am not a great person! do u know how it feels liek to be taunted in class?!! do u how it fees like to be called fuck face last time???!! do u how it feels like to be called shorty??!! i am useless!!! i am a nobody!!!

lek wee: wad the fuk u talking abt..we were juz kidding last time..chill man..

jason: yeah..juz look at me...i am a better person now..take it easy..

poh lian: yeah...let's start anew...

azhar: yeah..

faris: (face turns red) NO! NO! NO! u talk too much, azhar! fuck u! hu do u tink u are?! u tink ur one BIG-SHOT in class, huh?! u tink u were a prefect..u deserve more respect?! ur no better, azhar! truth is..ur as corrupted as we are! damn hypocrite!

faiz: he..watch ur mouth ok..Gosh..wad's happening to this wonderful reunion?!

poh lian: yeah..chill everyone...

jessica: yeah...stop insulting each other..

azhar: forget it..i am leaving..hypocrites are not allowed in this building...goodbye everyone..

hidayah: hey wait..

jason: wait man..

faris: leave him! let him go! he dun deserve to be here!

faiz: ok..common ppl...stay cool...wad's happening man?

jessica: yeah man..chill everyone...

hidayah: guyz..aren't u guyz mad at me?

lek wee: no..of course not..we understand ur situation..although i have to confess tha i miss those huge boobs...where do u get those from..

hidayah: Mustapha Centre...level 2...u go straight, then turn left...

jessica: lek wee...hehe...eyes on mine..and only mine...thnk u...

faris: well faiz...how's ur wedding..

faiz: postponed...shit happens...

jessica: yeah...faiz, u sure are a strong man..i admire u..

poh lian: me too..

iwani: yeah...especially me..

faiz: excuse me, iwani...can u repeat?

iwani: hmmm...i said especially me...why? (blushes)

faiz: nothing..u sound sweet...

faris: ehem..excuse me...iwani..are u free today?

poh lian: faris! it's rude of u to juz interfere in their convers! shameless freak!

jason: btw..poh lian...u fee after this?

poh lian: Ewww...no..no..and no!

iwani: well faris..i am free tonight...why?

faris: wanna go dinner together?

iwani: hmmm...where?

faris: we'll tink of it later..

faiz: iwani...u can go with me too..let's go to Plaza Singapura...wanna come?

faris: why are u trying to snatch her away from me?!

jason: faris! u and ur ego!

hidayah: yeah..stop it faris! u can go out with me if u wan...as frens that is..

lek wee: yeah..good idea..

jessica: dun quarrel again, plz....

faiz: i was juz asking her out as a fren! nth much! wad's up with u?!

faris: wad's up with me?! i wan to be the COOLEST guy here! i have changed! look at me now! spiky hair! 30 cm taller! and many more additional features! i wan to be the centre of attention!

hidayah: the faris i know is someone caring and nice..ur appearance might be better..but ur character now simply sucks..i am disappointed...

faiz: ur no longer the faris that i know!

jessica: hate u!

faris: u see..u see!!ur always siding this irritating bullshit chairman of urs! and that stinking pathetic prefect hu juz got his ass kicked out! u favour those ppl! ur alwys on their side! why?! why?!

faiz: hey..watch ur mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the things that i do for u guyz are sincere!

jessica: ur too rude, faris!

poh lian: i will tell that secret of urs to everyone!!!!!!!

ALL: secret?!

to be continued...



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the story continues..



faiz: my..my..



azhar: ur what?



jason: OMGosh..why is there dust coming out of ur shirt?



poh lian: that's no dust! that looks like smoke to me!



jessica: and Gosh...the smell..it's...it's unpleasant..smells like curry...



faiz: Arghh!! It hurts! Arghh! Help me!



hidayah: tell us first why is there smoke coming out of ur shirt? answer me, faiz...answer!



faiz: okok...ok big boobs..i shall answer u..and only u..and no one else except u...(focusing his pair of eyes on the big boobs)



azhar: alrite...go on...



jason: common faiz...show us some balls and tell us!



faiz: ok nah..i show u..(unzipping his shorts)



jason: NONONO! that's not wad i meant! i mean be brave!



lek wee: perhaps wad azhar said was true...brain deficiency...haiz..



azhar: i warned u...and Gosh...how did faiz manage to stuff all THAT in juz one undergarment?...



fau: talent i believe...



faiz: ouh..ok..sorry jessica, hidayah, poh lian, fau and iwani...i misinterpret wad he said...(zipping back)



jessica: nah..it's ok..as long as my darling, lek wee, dun mind..it's ok...ehehe(looking at lek wee)



lek wee: ouh daring..u very well no mine is more fresh and lean...and of course athletic..



azhar: ok stop ur romancing guys..let faiz continue..



faiz: ok..let me explain...the bone jason threw hit my chest...



jason: yeah..but how did the smoke come out..



lek wee: yah man..how did it produce smoke?



fau: shh...let him continue...



faiz: well..(opening his shirt)...as u can see....i am wearing NIPPLE-RINGS..



iwani: OMGOsh! that's juz Gross!



fau: i think it's cool..



azhar: i have always advised faiz not to wear thos RINGS..looks like he's quite stubborn...



faiz: so when the bone hits my NIPPLE-RINGS...one of the adrenalin tubes next to the primary blood vessel juz beneath my nipple BURST..and so my NIPPLES starts to STEAM...



hidayah: OMGosh! does it hurt?



faiz: no lah..it's enjoying (sarcastic)....OF COURSE it hurts!



fau: do u need an ointment, faiz?



iwani: i have TIGER BALM with me...u wan or not?



faiz: no...it will infect even worse..it's ok...give me some ice...i need to cool down my SWOLLEN nipples..ouch..it hurts..



poh lian: i'll take it for u...come follow me...



-poh lian and faiz leaves-



azhar: hey hidayah..care to share with me how ur husband died?



hidayah: i dun think it's appropriate azhar...



jason: why?



jessica: guys..u can't force her...



azhar: but i tink it's better for her to let her feelings out rather than to keep it to herself..



iwani: true true...



hidayah: since all of u insist...i shall tell u guyz how he died...



lek wee: go on...


























hidayah: well..me and my 80-year-olg fucking rusty husband were in a rollercoaster. So he was sitting beside me. After 2 steep turns, he suddenly had an ASTHMA attack..



jason: an ASTHMA attack??



lek wee: who's ASTHMA?! tell me! how dare he attack my fren's husband?! Arghh!!!!!



iwani: an ASTHMA is a type of illness..haiz...



azhar: shh...let her continue...



hidayah: then..i tried to give him CPR...but i made the mistake..



jessica: why u say so?



iwani: yeah..u didn't know how to do it..?



hidayah: no it's not that...i couldn't reach his mouth to give him CPR...



azhar: wad u mean? i dun understand..



iwani & jessica: me neither...



jason: care to explain?



hidayah: ok..i DRAW FOR U WAD HAPPENED during my CPR trials..



jason: Woah..got diagram ah..good good..



lek wee: ok go ahead..hidayah..show us why u can't reach his mouth...



hidayah: ok..my mouth is in red while my husband's is in grey..juz look...understand?























azhar: ouh..i get it...the gap was too large..


jessica: yeah...naughty boobs..haiz...


lek wee: urs are tamed by me liao...heheh


fau: eww...lek wee..ur digusting...and pervetic...


hidayah: hehe...they have always been like that since sec 4...


jason: i wonder wad's taking poh lian so long...


jessica: why u care about poh lian so much?


iwani: u have a crush is it?


azhar: haha...jason and poh lian...possible...


jason: yeah...ermm...i mean NO! i would never fall i love with such woman!


azhar: ouh..u can't hide it no more..poh lian is cute mah..why not?


hidayah: yeah..why not? u wanna marry old people like me isit?


jason: no it's not that....it's juz that i am shy to ask her out...okok...i do admire her NOSE and CUTENESS...and character...but i am juz shy to ask her out...


-suddenly, poh lian came back with faiz and a girl beside them-


faiz: woah...poh lian's hand very smooth..my nipples ok liao...flattened already...thnx arh poh lian..


poh lian: nah it's nothing...i enjoyed MASSAGING them...


fau: hu's that girl beside u?


faiz: ouh...dun u guyz recognize her?


jason: celestine?


azhar: cynthia?


poh lian: it's celestine...singapore's top woman golfer...winner of the HOUGANG PGA tour...4 times PARAlympic champion..



jessica: i tot PARAlympic is for handicapped perso,etc...WTH....



celestine: hi guys...


ALL: hi girl!


lek wee: hi bowling ball!


azhar: ah lek! can't u be more sensitive?!...look at her now..so nice already..


poh lian: ya lor lek wee! call her bowling ball for wad?!


jessica: okok..dun scold my future husband people..let's juz forget it..


faiz: ya lah ppl..juz treat this like porn..after watching one..we watch another..after bleaching one undergarment..use another one...


celestine: woah faiz..u never change..u still EMO or not?


azhar: dun even mention about it...it's in his blood...


faiz: u got it right man..EMO RANGER!


fau: hey gys..i gotta go...my 44th boyfriend message me liao...he says he misses me and my butt..goodbye guys..


ALL: Bye!


faiz: Gosh..look at that swaying butt, azhar! (pointing at fau as she turns and walks towards the door]


azhar: i wonder what's the boiling point..cool..


-fau leaves-


jason: so are u still single, celestine?


celestine: hmmm...no..i am engaged..


jessica: ouh..that's great..


iwani: hu's ur fiance?


poh lian: yeah..hu?


celestine: ouh...our fren last time..


faiz: hu? hu? hu?


azhar yeah..can tell us.?


lek wee: yeah..i wonder who...



















celestine: it's ZHEN YANG..


ALL: ZHEN YANG????!!!!!!!!!!!


azhar: how the hell did u guyz fall in love..


celestine: well...i asked zhen yang out to play bowling...


jason: EXPECTED!


hidayah: hehe..the same usual celestine i guess...


celestine: than gt one time..when i wan to throw the bowling ball..i SLIPPED...BUT...ZHEN YANG was there to save me! Then he smiled and give me a soft kiss...4 hours later..we got engaged...


iwani: so cute...(pinching celestine's cheeks)


azhar: LOL iwani..wad's the pinching for?


iwani: SHUT UP YOU!


faiz: azhar, looks like she never change (shakes head)


jason: so how's ZHEN YANG now?


celestine: ouh..he is now a TEACHER...


hidayah: woah..that's great..


poh lian: u so lucky to have ZHEN YANG...


jason: why? dun u want to be with me?


poh lian: Eww...go away!


celestine: hey hu's that all man outside this room?


iwani: OMGosh..i forgot about my husband...Darling! Darling! Here I come!


azhar: i wonder if it's really mr reduan..


faiz: Gosh..why did iwani choose mr reduan?...


jessica & poh lian: mr reduan? Gosh..iwan..wad's up with u man?!


celestine: maybe it's fated...


jason: guys..faris is coming soon...


lek wee: what?! that gay moley holey is coming?!


jason: he says he's bringing someone with him...someone we know...


azhar: his gay partner?


jason: ya..most probably...


poh lian: i wonder hu?


hidayah: me too...let's juz wait and see...


to be continued...


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SPECIAL:



The TESTIMONIALS for 4e5slacks "the future":


Notice: The testimonials are totally made-up. This is MY intrepretation of what the 4e5 students' comments would be like on the newest installment of 4e5slacks "the future". Proudly brought to u by "double A ideas".




"I am totally ecstatic even before azhar wrote it. I mean to be featured in such lame posts is just awesome. Every episode has a twist. He manage to depict my character very well. Although i was expecting more "action" between me and my idol, beyonce, but hey..i think i's good enough. And yeah, my legs are hot, hip, cool and happening! And ONE MORE THING..don't even think of underestimating Liverpool!" - Faiz




"My Gosh! I am totally amazed that azhar managed to find out that we're indeed a couple. We're a romantic couple indeed. However, i am kinda disappointed that our beautiful love was not featured that much. I mean, just look at us. Lek Wee is sexy and cool and me..ouh..don't mention about it. So azhar, next time, have more of our romantic scenes aites! Had fun reading though! I hope our relationship will really happen in 2015! Can't wait for the year to come! Btw..I was juz joking when i said the story is a bit off sia! It's perfect!" - Lek Wee & Jessica




"Two words..."Fucked Up!" This story is totally lame and it makes me angry! Firstly, i am not and never will become a mina. I mean how can such a NERD BASTARD write such things about a wonderful diva like me! Secondly, i dun intend to become a model! Fuck u, azhar! However, yeah..i hope to sell my secrets regarding my butt though..hehe..other than that, this compilation of stories is juz plain dumb and stupid! azhar should go to hell!" - Fauzana




"How dare azhar plays around with my BELOVED MOLE! Like HELLO!!!!It's my precious mole ur talking about azhar! I know since sec 4 that azhar is extremely jealous he doesn't have a mole on his cheeks! Fuck him! And how dare he say i'll turn gay???!!! Ok..i's true that i visited those sites written in the post..but it's all for fun..To hell with this stories! Without this mole, i wouldn't have been able to grow taller like i am now. This mole creates vitality to my ever-young face! And without this 3cm mole, i wouldn't have been able to play the CLARINET for NV Band! Think azhar! Think! " - Faris




"Simply fun. I am proud to be featured. Although i am jealous Lek Wee is with Jessica. azhar, can change jessica to me? please... ouh wait...i guess i am ok with jason too..eheheheh...i mean since sec 4, i have always admired the way jason LAUGHS...his teeth is so white and lovely...hehehe...other than that...the posts are fun.." - poh lian




"Me and Cynthia????!!!!!!!! How can that be?! Impossible..Although yes..i do admire cynthia's muscles..but that doesn't mean i'm in luv with her.. and excuse me, azhar..i dun use cheap and low-quality condoms..mine are usually strawberry-flavoured...top-quality..and thnx for the fringe part..i mean like duh..i have the most unique fringe..4e5slacks rox!" - des




"Azhar!!!! Me with 80-year-old husband???!! Are u crazy??!!! I am too young for that!! I dun wish to go on bed ith a rusty PART! Ewww...Btw..thnx for the boobs part...i hope to achieve that when i reach 25...i have always wanted to look like PAMELA ANDERSON since young! I guess my wish will com true in 2015...Thanks azhar!" - Hidayah




"How u know i wanna work at Singpost?! Ur someone hu thinks far, azhar! i so appreciate it! Singpost is like my second home already...i totally luv it..the amosphere,etc...and mr reduan!! thanks for mathcing me up with him! I love it , azhar! I mean mr reduan is hot and mancho! Who cares if he's married! I will get him by 2015! I sure will! Wish me luck, azhar!" - iwani

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4e5 slacks "the future"

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Episode #1
the year is 2015...

jessica: hi guyz....it's so great to see all of u again!

jason: yupz..especially ur teeth..

faiz: jason! can u please be more sensitive towards others' feelings?!

jason: why should i?! last time when i was in secondar school..this girl! (pointing at jessica) always bully me and laugh at me!

dan: of course lah..i also bully u..u luv to wear tight cloths wad...aiya...later u "steam"...zip malfunction liao..u see we care for u mah..

jessica: ya la jason...that was a long time ago...let's start anew...

faiz: hey guys i heard two of our classmates are married with each other...

ALL: who?! who?!
















faiz: DESMOND and CYNTHIA lah...

ALL: DESMOND AND CYNTHIA???!!

dan: wad an unlikely couple man...

jessica: ya lor..how they get close together ah?

faiz: ouh..this is wad i heard...our dear fren, CYNTHIA was busy preparing for her bodybuilding competition in Korea..then during departure, she accidentally bumped into DESMOND...CYNTHIA got attracted to DESMOND'S long fringe..and got married two days later...

jason: woah....how u know??

haziq: shut up lah dumb fuck! squeeze your fats then u know!

dan: dun mention fats man...look at me now...

-azhar, poh lian and lek wee arrive-

azhar: woah..u slim down alreay ah...

jessica: how many kilos?

dan: about 10kg..

poh lian: woah..now i see u so handsome liao...good good..keep it up..

lek wee: woah azhar..i see so happy today...why ah?

azhar: nah..nothing..juz someone special...

dan: surely that person sialan one lah....then give birth to a laulan baby...

azhar: woah..u still remember the past ah...

lek wee: i am also getting engaged..

ALL: WHO?!

lek wee: look beside u...

dan: poh lian?!!

azhar: poh lian?!

faiz: poh MEOWlian?!

lek wee: ermm no..on my right side...













jason: the person standing beside u is jessica..so it's jessica lah..

haziq: dumb fuck..of course lah!

azhar: woah..congrats!

dan: so now...besides faiz is getting married...three others getting engaged...that's great...

jessica: actually i have got feeling with lek wee since sec 4...he look awesome during Grad Hi..eheheh...

lek wee: u too, darling....ehehehe...

-aloy and fau step in-

aloy: jason ah! u know work where?

jaosn: ouh i am an entepreneur...

aloy: woah..GOOD GAME!

azhar & faiz: this guy never change (shaking their heads) ...

dan: wad abt u, aloy?

aloy: ouh i work sell handphones at Hougang Mall there...

dan: u so rich...i thought u lawyer SIA...

azhar: that's faiz...faiz..u lawyer rite?

faiz: yeah man...it's like watching porn lor...

jason: fau..u leh?

fau: i am singapores's top model...heheh...

lek wee: serious?

fau: of course lah...other artistes sell their own perfume brand..i sell my ow butt solidification ebook...

jessica: woah..u so good man...

fau: wad to do..born like that..hehehe...

poh lian: but at least u still very humble come faiz's wedding today..thnx ah..

fau: no problem..this is wad frens are for..(smiles)

haziq: so wad happened to ur other girlfrens like hidayah and iwani?

fau: hidayah migrated to UK with her 80-year-old husband...iwani is working at SingPost...

faiz: woah...cool man..

azhar: i wonder why hidayah marry husband with such age gap? and gosh iwani is loyal to SingPost man!

dan: hidayah wanna be like who that person? Sit....Sit...

fau: Siti Nurhaliza lah...the famous malaysian singer..

jessica: ya lor..marry old people for wad...but nevermind..

aloy: as long as hidayah is happy..it's ok..

poh lian: i wonder wad happened to christine?

jessica: aiya that girl..she have her own salon liao....

poh lian: ouh..guyz i think 2 years later i wanna go Korea..

azhar: for?

poh lain: wanna see Kim Joong Hoon( i dunno spelling...)

jessica: wadeva! i have my lek wee here with me...

lek wee: dun say like that leh...u make me blush...

azhar: so romantic man u guyz...

faiz: not as romantic as my luv towards NCC..juz look..NCC has overtaken NPCC...HAHAH..

fau: that's great news...u guyz got hear wad happened to faris or not?

ALL: what?!

to be continued..

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Episode #2

the story continues....

a product of double A ideas

-dan and aloy leave the wedding dinner-

fau: ok..this is wad happened to faris..

ALL: what?!

fau: he is now...........




















fau: he is now a...a.....a....




















haziq: faster lah paudusa! u so slow... i berak(shit) at your face then u know!

faiz: ziq...as a true gentleman..we must not speak to a fine lady like that..although she looks like a mina i agree...but aas gentlemen we must respect her..

poh lian: what is a mina?

faiz: ouh...BEHOLD! a mina is a malay girl with moral disorders...

jessica: ouh..so that's a mina...

azhar: ok..so tell me fau...what happened to faris...

fau: he is now a HOMOSEXUAL..

ALL: a WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!

fau: a HOMOSEXUAL!

jason: EXPECTED!!

haziq & jessica: why u say so??!!

azhar: ya lor...why?

faiz: hmmm...this tends to be more arousing than porn...













jason: well...ACCORDING to the african rituals, if u have a mole on ur one of ur cheeks...left or right...u will turn gay ONE DAY...

poh lian: OMGosh...no wonder he's been acting strangely..

fau: what happened, poh lian?

poh lian: i went to his house to do a History project last two weeks..i looked at his internet explorer history..i saw sites like..www.instantgay.com and www.gayCHEF.com....

faiz: OMGosh...this is horrible...

azhar: yeah man..what has happened to my fren man..

haziq: i guess there's only one thing we can do...






ALL: what?what?






haziq: fuck it...heck care..hahahah...

jason: lols..

lek wee: guys...i heard celestine now very rich girl..

jessica: serious?

lek wee: darling..the way u said "serious?" is so cute..

azhar: ok..this is OVERLY-romantic...

poh lian: true true..

lek wee: yeah..celestine is now a golfer..

faiz: in the name of God...may celestine be blessed...

azhar: faiz..wad's up with u nowadays..

faiz: shhh..i am trying to impress my wife..

lek wee & jessica: ouh ya..wad's ur wife's name again?

fau: yeah man...it was not written clearly on ur invitation card...

haziq: true true...

faiz: ouh...actually guyz...i have something to tell u...

poh lian: wad faiz? juz tell us..we'll always be beside u..

faiz: are u guys sure?

ALL: YEAH MAN!






faiz: ok...i have the girl of my (WET) dreams...the girl i have always had in my (WET) dreams...

haziq: who?

jason: is it that girl...

jessica: which one u talking about, jason?

jason: haha..i also dunno..

haziq: FUCKer...

faiz: well...the girl is none other than....MEWonce!

lek wee: MEWonce?

azhar: ouh..faiz has got a mentally cat disruption disorder disability...u see i say 3 "dis.." .. wad he means is BEYonce..

fau: OMGosh..ur so lucky man!

faiz: yeah man..all it takes for me to "tackle" her was my legs..

ALL: huh?

faiz: she claims it's sexy and hot..

jessica: i can UNDERSTAND...

lek wee: me too, darling...

azhar: Gosh...faiz, do me a favour..

faiz: anything my fren...what is it?

-suddenly, jason receives a phone call...azhar's conversation was cut off-

jason: guys! guys! i have good news!

ALL: what?!!

jason: it's regarding DESMOND and CYNTHIA...

ALL: what is it?!

jason: wait ah...i forgot lah..let me check again..

haziq: ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faster lah!

jason: alamak..my battery weak liao..sry ah...all i remember is it has got to do with a BARBIE..

azhar: BARBIE??!! isn't that a toy?

jason: hold on..let me call DESMOND again...

-jason dials DESMOND's number and talks to him-

jason: OMGOsh!!!!!!

to be continued...

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Episode #3

another product of double A ideas

the story continues...

lek wee: so what happened?!

haziq: yeah..what's up with BARBIE?!

faiz: common man..tell us...i can't control it anymore?

azhar: u can't control it?

faiz: the anxiety lah..wad were u thinking?

azhar: nvm...

jason: ok..here it is...
















poh lian: go on...

jason: ok as u can see..DESMOND is married to CYNTHIA twelve weeks ago...

jessica: uh uh..ok..then?

jason: so what happened was....like other just-married couples....they did it on bed....and yeah....two weeks later they got a baby...

azhar: woah..that's fast!

faiz: EXPECTED!

fau: why u say so?

faiz: according to chapter nine of the satanic historical textbook, a woman with biceps with a height of 8cm reach orgasm 10 times faster than normal women and tends to have sex about 3 tims a day...so that explains it..

lek wee: ouh..no wonder...

poh lian: so has i got to do with BARBIE?
















jason: ouh..apparently, the doctors discovered that one of BARBIE's legs is found in CYNTHIA's womb..

jessica: GOSH! and how in the world did that happen?

faiz: yeah..how did that happen man?

jason: doctors are still investigating...experts say this is a side-effect of taking too much STEROID when having sex....so what happens is that the condom that DESMOND used kinda tore pretty badly and half of the rubber went in...well..it all comes backto the MUSCLES...

azhar: ouh..i get it...

jessica: i think it's gross...

faiz: i think it's CUTE though...

ALL: CUTE???!!!!!

faiz: nvm..it's a long story..

-suddenly, the television caught everyone's attention-

jason: OMGosh...isn't that JEGA in Singapore Idol???

poh lian: okok...silence everyone..he's singing now...

jega: Hi there.My name is Jega..I am 25 today...Like only DumbFucks will not know that...and i am gonna sing the song "Twinke Twinkle little STAR"...This song is specially for my girlfriendS..

judges: ok..go on..





jega:
KISSING IS A HABIT
F*CKING IS A GAME
BOYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE
GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN
HE SAYS HE LOVES YOU
AND YOU BELIEVE IT'S TRUE
BUT WHEN YOUR STOMACH STARTS TO SWELL
HE SAYS THE HELL WITH YOU!
16 MIN. OF PLEASURE
9 MONTHS OF PAIN
3 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL
A BABY WITH NO NAME
THE BABY IS A B*STARD
THE MOTHER IS A WH*RE
IT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPEND
IF THE RUBBER HADNT TORE
[taken from Friendster, written by Jega himself]










haziq: HAHAHAHA! he surely win one larhs! the lyrics is unique man!

faiz: hmm..true true..he has his own rendition of the song, "Twinkle Twinle little STAR"

azhar: hey guyz..HERE COMES THE BRIDE!

faiz: ok..guyz...i gotta go..please be seated....the wedding is about to begin...

lek wee: that priest look familiar..

jessica & fau: he looks like..who's that guy?

jason: ZHI MING! It's ZHI MING!

poh lian: woah...i didn't know such a student last time can turn out to b a priest one day...

jessica: ah bao..people change...

-the wedding procedure begins-

zhi ming: mr tan...do u accept miss Beyonce as ur wife?

faiz: yes!

zhi ming: ok..repeat after me...i accept miss beyonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

faiz: ok..i accept miss MEWonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

zhi ming: sorry..i can't accept it...it's pronounced as BEYonce....not MEWonce...try again..

faiz: ok..let me ty again..

haziq: i pity our friends man...GO FAIZ! GO TAN!

azhar: shh..haziq..this is a solemn event..lower down..

faiz: i accept miss MEWonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

zhi ming: WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! What's the prob with you! SAY AGAIN!

jessica: Woah..how can priest be like that...Zhi Ming so rough mah...

poh lian: ya lor.. should at least understand faiz's condition...or rather mental illness...

-zhi ming leaves-

faiz: i can't do it....i am sorry darling...

beyonce: it's ok darling...we'll meet again..(then she pull up faiz's long's pants and pluck out his leg hair)

faiz: why do that?

beyonce: this hair shall remind me of the beautiful things you have done for me...

azhar: woah..so ROMANTIC man..

jessica: it's ok darling lek...ur chest har is fine with me..

lek wee: ours is even more romantic..heheh...

haziq: it's GROSS to me! Ewww......

-the wedding failed to continue...jason approaches faiz-

jason: faiz ah...can teach me something?

faiz: anytime dude..

jason: how u grow that amount of hair ah?

faiz: ouh..it's simple...it's all up here (pointing onto his head)

jason: wad u mean?

faiz: ok..firstly, u muz soaked ur legs in salt water....then, leave it to dry for 4 hours...after that, SPRINKLE some curry leaves...it creates the AROMA...there u have it!

jason: Gosh..thnx..can i have a sample please?

faiz: Ouh..sure..

azhar: ouh ya..jessica wad are u working as?

jessica: a technician..

lek wee: yeah...love technician..

jessica: hehehe...darling ur so sweet...heheh..

poh lian: BLUECK! Gosh it's gross!

haziq: guys..i needa go now..have some important work to do...

ALL: ok..BYE2!

faiz: guyz..i am truly sorry this thing has to happen...

-suddenly, a girl bumped into faiz-

liyana: Oopps sorry..

ALL: LIYANA!!!

liyana: sry guyz...i have to go...

ALL: wait!!

azhar: liyana..why are u avoiding us?

liyana: juz look at me! (revealing her face)

lek wee: Gosh...wad happened to you?!

poh lian: yeah man..what happened?

liyana: i ate too much BANANAS...(cries)

jason: why did u do so at thefirst place?

liyana: i dnno..i juz love to eat BANANAS..

faiz: reminds me of sec 4 life...

azhar: wad u mean, faiz?

faiz: dun u remember, azhar?

azhar: hmmmmm..let me think....hmmm...NO..

faiz: ok..we always call her MONKEY last time remember?

azhar: we DID? AHAHAHAHAH....now i remember...she has a monkey MARK if i am not wrong..

faiz: that was haziq's idea...but now i pity her...juz look at her NOW..(pointing at liyana's face)

liyana: guyz..i am too embarrased for this...i have to leave..

lek wee: no plz wait...

liyana: why?








lek wee: JUZ KIDDING...AHAHAHAHAA

jessica: ah lek! why u like that?!

lek wee: aiya..joking only mah...

liyana: may the balls be with you! goodbye! astalavista babes! (and leaves the room)

fau: hey guys...i juz receivd a message from hidayah...she juz arrived in singapore...coming here very soon..

-hidayah arrives-

hidayah: hello ppl!

jason: OMGosh! Juz look at her!

faiz: HOT man!

azhar: Looks like Pamela Anderson! but malay version...

poh lian, jess & fau: hello babe!

fau: Gosh hid..how did u grow such huge boobs?

hidayah: and how about u? Gosh..that butt is sure water-proof!

fau: Ouh..come..i introduce to u my butt solidification product..

hidayah: Ouh..i have my own 100% ORGANIC BOOBS SERUM..the best thing is it's HALAL...

poh lian: let me see! let me see!

azhar: eh hid...where's ur husband...

jason: yeah..wad happened?

hidayah: it's a long story my friend...(looks at the window, tears starting to roll down her cheeks)

faiz: if it's long..then make it short lah...

lek wee: true true...

hidayah: ok...this is wad happened...




















fau: go on...

hidayah: he is DEAD!

ALL: What?!

jason: Gosh! that's good news man!

faiz: why u say so?

jason: so i can have a chance to tackle her...hehe.

-suddenly iwani arrives-

iwani: a very good evening to all my frens...

azhar: woah..so polite..

hidayah: yeah..work at Singpost mah..

faiz: hi iwani...how are u?

iwani: ouh..i am fine...well..let me introduce to u my husband..

jason: ur married?

poh lain: common show us!

-the husband steps in-

ALL: OMGosh! He looks like...






iwani: like?












fau: like my EX-boyfriend, MR REDUAN...

faiz: hold on...give me a BONE..

azhar: what for?

faiz: remember wad we all call him in secondary school..this is a good test..

jason: here it is faiz (tosses the BONE to faiz)

faiz: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jessica: faiz..wad happened?!

poh lian: faiz!! are u ok?!

lek wee: faiz! stay alive!

azhar: faiz! we still need u!

hidayah & fau: faiz! we can still watch pon together! dun leave ur frens!

faiz: my..my...

to be continued...

-copyright 4e5 slacks-

Below are the winners for the SEXIEST MALE/FEMALE SLACKER:

Sexiest Male 4e5 slacker - Faiz (8 votes)

Sexiest Female 4e5 slacker - Christine (7 votes)

azhar: thnx all for voting...

haziq: ya lah! ya lah!

faris: not fair...i did not win!

haziq: Who want vote for u?! Fuck face!

faris: hey! my hair spike already ok!

azhar: guys..stop it!

faris: he started it first! (pointing at haziq)

haziq: what u say?! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (pinching faris' nipples)

azhar: ouch..that must hurt...

christine: a LOT..

azhar: ouh hi there! so how do u feel after winning?

christine: i feel nothing lor! gay lor the voting! vote me for wad?! xiaoo!

azhar: how about u faiz?

faiz: meoww..i have no comments...i'll make NCC rise!

azhar: ok..i am pretty sure that is relevant...

dan: fucking guai lain!

lek wee: eh..i vote for poh lian u know..ehehe...

azhar: woah..that's great...

poh lian: i vote for lek wee...ehehe

lek wee: that's ur valentine's day gift..

poh lian: really?! thx a lot lek weee... no word could express how happy i am now..

christine: wadeva...

azhar: wad a romantic couple..

lek wee: we look at each other very kelian mah..

poh lian: ya lor azhar...don't accuse us like that leh..we only good friends mah..

haziq: ok enough! i wanna go already..

azhar: where???!!!

haziq: FRIDAY prayers...bye bye

-Copyright 4e5 slackers united-

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hi 4e5 classmates,

i juz read all your testimonials.
my friend accidentally took it and brought it home.
now it's back with me.

as i read it, i was smiling all the way.
not because of the comments.
but ur faces juz flash in my mind.
one by one as i read all the testimonials.

i'd like to pick out some of the comments most of u guys wrote.
one of which is how i managed to juggle dance and studies.
i have always shared my knowledge with u.
and i shall not stop doing so.

being a dancer is challenging.
i have no fixed schedule.
you can get invitations any time and any day.
therefore timetables don't really work for me.

one of the most important thing i learn is to remember to take lots of rest.
no use studying a lot when nothing goes in.
so guys, never abandon your bed.
sleep well.

try to study as hard as possible during weekdays.
and take a well-deserved rest during ur weekends.
do not overstress.
do not think too much.

i teach all of u wad i can teach.
i dun teach wad i dun understand.
cause when ur my student.
ur my responsibility.

teaching u guys maths was great fun.
english peer tutoring was interesting and innovative.
i teach u for one reason.
cause u want me to teach u.

i am happy when i see many of u seeking help from me.
this shows that u guys want to learn.
and that to me is important.
simply great.

one of u mentioned that i covered u guys up at times as a prefect.
well it's true.
some teachers ask me who took rolls of toilet paper from the boys' toilet.
i said i'm not sure.
but i do know who.
and i'm sure u guys know too.
hehe.

4e5 is also blessed with two wonderful teachers.
mr malvin lim.
mrs avarami tang.

i remembered how we worked so hard to win class deco competitions.
we wanted so badly to prove that we're one great class.
with people like christine, poh lian, cynthia and others, our team juz seems complete.
and of course with guidance from our dear chairperson, faiz.

and then i exposed my real life story to all of u in my blog.
about my family.
it was a great risk to me.
i thought i would never be accepted.
never.

but u guyz proved me wrong.
u guyz showed me great understanding.
and u guyz are always there for me.
that experience will never leave me.

the reason why i exposed my real life story was for one simple reason.
i have to prove my mum wrong.
i have to prove to her that i am not ashamed of my family.
never ashamed.

u guyz have given me a reason to live.
u guyz cheer me up.
i am always thinking of my future.
but when in class, all i think of is fun and more fun.

wad's more special is when i was respected as a prefect.
i have said this many times.
cause i have seen many prefects hated by their classmates.
but u guyz understand my job.

teaching u and sharing my knowledge is one of the many ways i hope to repay u.
i am not sure it has helped any one of u.
do tell me if ur maths has improved.
cause seeing u improve is what i want from u.

conflicts do happen in class.
this is something normal.
even our parents argue.
so i dun see any reason how we can avoid this.

but in every conflict.
i hope u guyz learn something new.
and not use it as a reason to be apart.
however, we should use it to improve our lives.

i will never forget all of u.
2 years seems too fast.
ur testimonials will always be kept.
it's something special to me.

i heard faiz is planning another gathering for us.
since all of us have finished working by then, i hope the turnout would be great.
see u guyz soon.

congrats to all for ur "o" level results.

if you hav any mathematical problems unsure of how to do.
u can still ask me.
= )

specially by,
azhar

So this is how the class blog function...
It's a war field for classmates who ain't happy with each other...
I am not just keeping quiet and watching...
Cause 4e5 is my class and i can't bear to watch u guyz crumble...
You guyz disappoint me...
I have one party saying his pride is at stake...
And well his friends like true friends do, are behind him...
Then i have another party, who of course oppose him for some valid reasons...
So now they're fighting for their lives...
And then they can say, "azhar, you're not in my shoe"
So wad does azhar say?
Settle this like adults..
Meet...
Negotiate...
Apologise...
Peace..
Don't you guyz realise that ur acions have stirred many gulity feelings among all those who didn't come to chalet? They believe it's their fault as it has caused a financial problem. Please think of others.
You guyz can hate me after this.
But i'm doing my part as a 4e5 classmate.

Letters and Words....


To all chalet organisers and those who attended it,


I would like to express my regret for not coming and i know i am one of the fuckers or liars. I would also like to express my sincere apologies to you guys on behalf on my friends, esp those who were with me (Hid & Iwani), for not attending it. We have told you guys earlier that we will try our very best to come against all obstacles to attend it. We avoid making a promise to come after work as we know the consequences if we fail to carry it out. Therefore, it was not intentional and certainly not a lie.


I will not tell details of what happened,the reasons,etc because i feel it's no longer "applicable". However, i am extremely saddened by the way we are treated after we failed to come, which ultimately made us guilty. We know a lot of hardwork and money are spent or used but we do not intend to make such a huge upset out of this. I hope this upset will not end our friendship. Once again, on behalf of those who were with me, we're truly sorry for our absence. Please at least understand. Family comes first before anything else except God.

Azhar
"Life is a Stage..We provide the Talents.."

Punkd again!
this time it's Ms Fau
actual converse
with translation



(1:06 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: fau
(1:06 AM) # .. n a N a <: ye saye (yes)
(1:06 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: aku tak faham lah ngan kau ( i dun understand u lah fau)
(1:07 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: dah byk cerita dah aku dgr pasal kau dari kwn budak sekolah lain (so many stories i heard abt u frm my other school frens)
(1:07 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: aper ni fau. (wad's this fau)
(1:07 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: haiz..
(1:08 AM) # .. n a N a <: psl ku (abt me)
(1:08 AM) # .. n a N a <: pe agi yg kau da dgr (wad else did u hear)
(1:08 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: tak tahu lah..nk ckp mcm tk percaya (dunno lah..wanna say like cannot believe)
(1:09 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: cause i dun believe u do those "eeee.." things man
(1:09 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: nvm..i tink my frens lying
(1:09 AM) # .. n a N a <: wat tings (1:09 AM) # .. n a N a <: kau jgn nk kenekn ku la.. (u dun try to trick me la..)
(1:09 AM) # .. n a N a <: sape kwn2 kau nie (hu are ur frens)
(1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: i know this sounds real FAKE...seroiusly..it's my fren's fren..
(1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: budak compass. (compass guy)
(1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: he somehow get to know ur bro
(1:10 AM) # .. n a N a <: compassvale sec ehk (1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: yeah (1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: aber compasspoint (then compasspoint is it -sarcastic- )
(1:10 AM) # .. n a N a <: oryt.. he gotta noe my bro. n den (1:10 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: ahaha (1:11 AM) # .. n a N a <: after he gotta noe my bro.. (1:11 AM) # .. n a N a <: den wat happen (1:11 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: nth happen lah..ahahah..somehow he knows u..his anme is rosli (1:12 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: name* (1:12 AM) # .. n a N a <: pe kau nie! (1:12 AM) # .. n a N a <: kenekn ku plk.. (trick me only..)

SO DID I FAIL TO TRICK FAU?? READ BELOW...

(1:12 AM) # .. n a N a <: aiyo! (1:12 AM) # .. n a N a <: sape rosli (hu's rosli)
(1:13 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: a fren of mine...like lol..then how do i even know the name...from compass
(1:13 AM) # .. n a N a <: how old iz he (1:13 AM) # .. n a N a <: n how did he noe mie (1:13 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: 16 larhs..here goes fau's interview.. (1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: n fer real.. he noez my bro (1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: yeah.. (1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: yep.. her cumz my interview (1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: how did he noe mie (1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: madrasah (religious institution)
(1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: = )
(1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: kirekn he's our age ar (that means he's our age ar)
(1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: LOL..i juz said it!
(1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: 16!
(1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: ohk! (1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: ahahah (1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: madrasah (religious institution)
(1:14 AM) # .. n a N a <: klaz pe sey (wad class sey)
(1:14 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: nt ure..he started late..
(1:15 AM) # .. n a N a <: how d hell he noe mie! (1:15 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: but he sure (1:15 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: knows things that i dunno abt u (1:15 AM) # .. n a N a <: wat r d tingz dat he noe (1:15 AM) # .. n a N a <: elaborate plz (1:15 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: are u sure? (1:15 AM) # .. n a N a <: yar (1:16 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: some of them seem not the fau i know of...i mena not the typical fau..lol... (1:16 AM) # .. n a N a <: wat izit (1:16 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: he said that (1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: ppl outisde call u.. (1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: Oh Gosh...the word is insulting tau (1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: HINA (DISCRIMINATE)
(1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: to be exact
(1:17 AM) # .. n a N a <: diz iz nt nice.. (1:17 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: i always call u pau..aahah (1:18 AM) # .. n a N a <: bt.. jz tel mie.. (1:18 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: well..OBVIOUSLY they'e playing ard with one of ur physical features (1:18 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: but since u insist (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: i reli wanna noe.. (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: coz.. if itz reli insulting.. (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: i wun stae put (1:19 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: AKU MAIN2 JER! (I WAS JUZ KIDDING LARHS!) AHAHAHA! CONGRATS! I'M GONNA COPY PASTE THIS CONVERSE INSIDE CLASS BLOG!
(1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: azhar! (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: jahat sey kau! (ur bad!)
(1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: argh! (1:19 AM) # .. n a N a <: slalu gini tau! (always like this!)
(1:20 AM) # .. n a N a <: tak baek nye! (bad!)
(1:20 AM) # .. n a N a <: benci kau! (hate u!)
(1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: YOU, IWANI AND DES
(1:20 AM) # .. n a N a <: how did u get iwani n des (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: ill copy paste aites. (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: sry (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: for entertainment lah (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: gtg (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: bye2 (1:20 AM) 4e5slacks.blogsp: take care


Haha....SORRY fau...Haha....
Wanna see the converse between me and des?
Stay tuned...

hey you all,


i would like all of you to know that our chalet has changed its date.
the chalet will be held from the 1st ( thursday ) to the 4th ( sunday ).
which is 4 days and 3 nights.
we would like to inform you that, the price per head,
after MUCH consideration, is $30.
we regret to lower the price again.
Unfortunately, this money will be used solely for the chalet
and food purposes only.
It'll be my pleasure to have all of you 4e5 slackers present.
As this is our 1st gathering of the new year 2007.
i suspect all of you guys miss each other terribly.
I would like to remind all of you that this is your responsibility to turn up
for such an EXCITING ( -.-" ) event.
*** WE'VE CALCULATED THE EXPENSES AND $25 COVERS IT ALL FOR EVERYONE.
PLEASE MAKE THIS EVENT A SUCCESS.

Here are some of the details.

On thursday night, we'll have 2 rooms to ourselves,
unfortunately on friday and saturday night,
there's only 1 room due to insufficent cash funds.
thank you for all your co-op.


Price / Head : $30 (ask christine, not me) - does not matter whether you're staying or not.
does not matter whether you're eating or not.
OF COURSE WE RECOMMEND YOU TO STAY.
Days : 1st Thursday , 2nd Friday , 3rd Saturday , 4th Sunday.
Food : Food will be provided for DINNER ONLY ON THURSDAY NIGHT AND FRIDAY NIGHT.
Attire: ONLY faiz CAN COME NAKED. take note**.

Unfortunately for us. Entertainment will be provided, IF YOU BRING YOUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT.

I would like to ask all 4e5 slackers to turn up.
Thank you and have a nice day.

- DAN.