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4e5 slacks "the future"

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Episode #1
the year is 2015...

jessica: hi guyz....it's so great to see all of u again!

jason: yupz..especially ur teeth..

faiz: jason! can u please be more sensitive towards others' feelings?!

jason: why should i?! last time when i was in secondar school..this girl! (pointing at jessica) always bully me and laugh at me!

dan: of course lah..i also bully u..u luv to wear tight cloths wad...aiya...later u "steam"...zip malfunction liao..u see we care for u mah..

jessica: ya la jason...that was a long time ago...let's start anew...

faiz: hey guys i heard two of our classmates are married with each other...

ALL: who?! who?!
















faiz: DESMOND and CYNTHIA lah...

ALL: DESMOND AND CYNTHIA???!!

dan: wad an unlikely couple man...

jessica: ya lor..how they get close together ah?

faiz: ouh..this is wad i heard...our dear fren, CYNTHIA was busy preparing for her bodybuilding competition in Korea..then during departure, she accidentally bumped into DESMOND...CYNTHIA got attracted to DESMOND'S long fringe..and got married two days later...

jason: woah....how u know??

haziq: shut up lah dumb fuck! squeeze your fats then u know!

dan: dun mention fats man...look at me now...

-azhar, poh lian and lek wee arrive-

azhar: woah..u slim down alreay ah...

jessica: how many kilos?

dan: about 10kg..

poh lian: woah..now i see u so handsome liao...good good..keep it up..

lek wee: woah azhar..i see so happy today...why ah?

azhar: nah..nothing..juz someone special...

dan: surely that person sialan one lah....then give birth to a laulan baby...

azhar: woah..u still remember the past ah...

lek wee: i am also getting engaged..

ALL: WHO?!

lek wee: look beside u...

dan: poh lian?!!

azhar: poh lian?!

faiz: poh MEOWlian?!

lek wee: ermm no..on my right side...













jason: the person standing beside u is jessica..so it's jessica lah..

haziq: dumb fuck..of course lah!

azhar: woah..congrats!

dan: so now...besides faiz is getting married...three others getting engaged...that's great...

jessica: actually i have got feeling with lek wee since sec 4...he look awesome during Grad Hi..eheheh...

lek wee: u too, darling....ehehehe...

-aloy and fau step in-

aloy: jason ah! u know work where?

jaosn: ouh i am an entepreneur...

aloy: woah..GOOD GAME!

azhar & faiz: this guy never change (shaking their heads) ...

dan: wad abt u, aloy?

aloy: ouh i work sell handphones at Hougang Mall there...

dan: u so rich...i thought u lawyer SIA...

azhar: that's faiz...faiz..u lawyer rite?

faiz: yeah man...it's like watching porn lor...

jason: fau..u leh?

fau: i am singapores's top model...heheh...

lek wee: serious?

fau: of course lah...other artistes sell their own perfume brand..i sell my ow butt solidification ebook...

jessica: woah..u so good man...

fau: wad to do..born like that..hehehe...

poh lian: but at least u still very humble come faiz's wedding today..thnx ah..

fau: no problem..this is wad frens are for..(smiles)

haziq: so wad happened to ur other girlfrens like hidayah and iwani?

fau: hidayah migrated to UK with her 80-year-old husband...iwani is working at SingPost...

faiz: woah...cool man..

azhar: i wonder why hidayah marry husband with such age gap? and gosh iwani is loyal to SingPost man!

dan: hidayah wanna be like who that person? Sit....Sit...

fau: Siti Nurhaliza lah...the famous malaysian singer..

jessica: ya lor..marry old people for wad...but nevermind..

aloy: as long as hidayah is happy..it's ok..

poh lian: i wonder wad happened to christine?

jessica: aiya that girl..she have her own salon liao....

poh lian: ouh..guyz i think 2 years later i wanna go Korea..

azhar: for?

poh lain: wanna see Kim Joong Hoon( i dunno spelling...)

jessica: wadeva! i have my lek wee here with me...

lek wee: dun say like that leh...u make me blush...

azhar: so romantic man u guyz...

faiz: not as romantic as my luv towards NCC..juz look..NCC has overtaken NPCC...HAHAH..

fau: that's great news...u guyz got hear wad happened to faris or not?

ALL: what?!

to be continued..

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Episode #2

the story continues....

a product of double A ideas

-dan and aloy leave the wedding dinner-

fau: ok..this is wad happened to faris..

ALL: what?!

fau: he is now...........




















fau: he is now a...a.....a....




















haziq: faster lah paudusa! u so slow... i berak(shit) at your face then u know!

faiz: ziq...as a true gentleman..we must not speak to a fine lady like that..although she looks like a mina i agree...but aas gentlemen we must respect her..

poh lian: what is a mina?

faiz: ouh...BEHOLD! a mina is a malay girl with moral disorders...

jessica: ouh..so that's a mina...

azhar: ok..so tell me fau...what happened to faris...

fau: he is now a HOMOSEXUAL..

ALL: a WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!

fau: a HOMOSEXUAL!

jason: EXPECTED!!

haziq & jessica: why u say so??!!

azhar: ya lor...why?

faiz: hmmm...this tends to be more arousing than porn...













jason: well...ACCORDING to the african rituals, if u have a mole on ur one of ur cheeks...left or right...u will turn gay ONE DAY...

poh lian: OMGosh...no wonder he's been acting strangely..

fau: what happened, poh lian?

poh lian: i went to his house to do a History project last two weeks..i looked at his internet explorer history..i saw sites like..www.instantgay.com and www.gayCHEF.com....

faiz: OMGosh...this is horrible...

azhar: yeah man..what has happened to my fren man..

haziq: i guess there's only one thing we can do...






ALL: what?what?






haziq: fuck it...heck care..hahahah...

jason: lols..

lek wee: guys...i heard celestine now very rich girl..

jessica: serious?

lek wee: darling..the way u said "serious?" is so cute..

azhar: ok..this is OVERLY-romantic...

poh lian: true true..

lek wee: yeah..celestine is now a golfer..

faiz: in the name of God...may celestine be blessed...

azhar: faiz..wad's up with u nowadays..

faiz: shhh..i am trying to impress my wife..

lek wee & jessica: ouh ya..wad's ur wife's name again?

fau: yeah man...it was not written clearly on ur invitation card...

haziq: true true...

faiz: ouh...actually guyz...i have something to tell u...

poh lian: wad faiz? juz tell us..we'll always be beside u..

faiz: are u guys sure?

ALL: YEAH MAN!






faiz: ok...i have the girl of my (WET) dreams...the girl i have always had in my (WET) dreams...

haziq: who?

jason: is it that girl...

jessica: which one u talking about, jason?

jason: haha..i also dunno..

haziq: FUCKer...

faiz: well...the girl is none other than....MEWonce!

lek wee: MEWonce?

azhar: ouh..faiz has got a mentally cat disruption disorder disability...u see i say 3 "dis.." .. wad he means is BEYonce..

fau: OMGosh..ur so lucky man!

faiz: yeah man..all it takes for me to "tackle" her was my legs..

ALL: huh?

faiz: she claims it's sexy and hot..

jessica: i can UNDERSTAND...

lek wee: me too, darling...

azhar: Gosh...faiz, do me a favour..

faiz: anything my fren...what is it?

-suddenly, jason receives a phone call...azhar's conversation was cut off-

jason: guys! guys! i have good news!

ALL: what?!!

jason: it's regarding DESMOND and CYNTHIA...

ALL: what is it?!

jason: wait ah...i forgot lah..let me check again..

haziq: ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faster lah!

jason: alamak..my battery weak liao..sry ah...all i remember is it has got to do with a BARBIE..

azhar: BARBIE??!! isn't that a toy?

jason: hold on..let me call DESMOND again...

-jason dials DESMOND's number and talks to him-

jason: OMGOsh!!!!!!

to be continued...

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Episode #3

another product of double A ideas

the story continues...

lek wee: so what happened?!

haziq: yeah..what's up with BARBIE?!

faiz: common man..tell us...i can't control it anymore?

azhar: u can't control it?

faiz: the anxiety lah..wad were u thinking?

azhar: nvm...

jason: ok..here it is...
















poh lian: go on...

jason: ok as u can see..DESMOND is married to CYNTHIA twelve weeks ago...

jessica: uh uh..ok..then?

jason: so what happened was....like other just-married couples....they did it on bed....and yeah....two weeks later they got a baby...

azhar: woah..that's fast!

faiz: EXPECTED!

fau: why u say so?

faiz: according to chapter nine of the satanic historical textbook, a woman with biceps with a height of 8cm reach orgasm 10 times faster than normal women and tends to have sex about 3 tims a day...so that explains it..

lek wee: ouh..no wonder...

poh lian: so has i got to do with BARBIE?
















jason: ouh..apparently, the doctors discovered that one of BARBIE's legs is found in CYNTHIA's womb..

jessica: GOSH! and how in the world did that happen?

faiz: yeah..how did that happen man?

jason: doctors are still investigating...experts say this is a side-effect of taking too much STEROID when having sex....so what happens is that the condom that DESMOND used kinda tore pretty badly and half of the rubber went in...well..it all comes backto the MUSCLES...

azhar: ouh..i get it...

jessica: i think it's gross...

faiz: i think it's CUTE though...

ALL: CUTE???!!!!!

faiz: nvm..it's a long story..

-suddenly, the television caught everyone's attention-

jason: OMGosh...isn't that JEGA in Singapore Idol???

poh lian: okok...silence everyone..he's singing now...

jega: Hi there.My name is Jega..I am 25 today...Like only DumbFucks will not know that...and i am gonna sing the song "Twinke Twinkle little STAR"...This song is specially for my girlfriendS..

judges: ok..go on..





jega:
KISSING IS A HABIT
F*CKING IS A GAME
BOYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE
GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN
HE SAYS HE LOVES YOU
AND YOU BELIEVE IT'S TRUE
BUT WHEN YOUR STOMACH STARTS TO SWELL
HE SAYS THE HELL WITH YOU!
16 MIN. OF PLEASURE
9 MONTHS OF PAIN
3 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL
A BABY WITH NO NAME
THE BABY IS A B*STARD
THE MOTHER IS A WH*RE
IT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPEND
IF THE RUBBER HADNT TORE
[taken from Friendster, written by Jega himself]










haziq: HAHAHAHA! he surely win one larhs! the lyrics is unique man!

faiz: hmm..true true..he has his own rendition of the song, "Twinkle Twinle little STAR"

azhar: hey guyz..HERE COMES THE BRIDE!

faiz: ok..guyz...i gotta go..please be seated....the wedding is about to begin...

lek wee: that priest look familiar..

jessica & fau: he looks like..who's that guy?

jason: ZHI MING! It's ZHI MING!

poh lian: woah...i didn't know such a student last time can turn out to b a priest one day...

jessica: ah bao..people change...

-the wedding procedure begins-

zhi ming: mr tan...do u accept miss Beyonce as ur wife?

faiz: yes!

zhi ming: ok..repeat after me...i accept miss beyonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

faiz: ok..i accept miss MEWonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

zhi ming: sorry..i can't accept it...it's pronounced as BEYonce....not MEWonce...try again..

faiz: ok..let me ty again..

haziq: i pity our friends man...GO FAIZ! GO TAN!

azhar: shh..haziq..this is a solemn event..lower down..

faiz: i accept miss MEWonce as my wife and shall take care of her till death..

zhi ming: WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! What's the prob with you! SAY AGAIN!

jessica: Woah..how can priest be like that...Zhi Ming so rough mah...

poh lian: ya lor.. should at least understand faiz's condition...or rather mental illness...

-zhi ming leaves-

faiz: i can't do it....i am sorry darling...

beyonce: it's ok darling...we'll meet again..(then she pull up faiz's long's pants and pluck out his leg hair)

faiz: why do that?

beyonce: this hair shall remind me of the beautiful things you have done for me...

azhar: woah..so ROMANTIC man..

jessica: it's ok darling lek...ur chest har is fine with me..

lek wee: ours is even more romantic..heheh...

haziq: it's GROSS to me! Ewww......

-the wedding failed to continue...jason approaches faiz-

jason: faiz ah...can teach me something?

faiz: anytime dude..

jason: how u grow that amount of hair ah?

faiz: ouh..it's simple...it's all up here (pointing onto his head)

jason: wad u mean?

faiz: ok..firstly, u muz soaked ur legs in salt water....then, leave it to dry for 4 hours...after that, SPRINKLE some curry leaves...it creates the AROMA...there u have it!

jason: Gosh..thnx..can i have a sample please?

faiz: Ouh..sure..

azhar: ouh ya..jessica wad are u working as?

jessica: a technician..

lek wee: yeah...love technician..

jessica: hehehe...darling ur so sweet...heheh..

poh lian: BLUECK! Gosh it's gross!

haziq: guys..i needa go now..have some important work to do...

ALL: ok..BYE2!

faiz: guyz..i am truly sorry this thing has to happen...

-suddenly, a girl bumped into faiz-

liyana: Oopps sorry..

ALL: LIYANA!!!

liyana: sry guyz...i have to go...

ALL: wait!!

azhar: liyana..why are u avoiding us?

liyana: juz look at me! (revealing her face)

lek wee: Gosh...wad happened to you?!

poh lian: yeah man..what happened?

liyana: i ate too much BANANAS...(cries)

jason: why did u do so at thefirst place?

liyana: i dnno..i juz love to eat BANANAS..

faiz: reminds me of sec 4 life...

azhar: wad u mean, faiz?

faiz: dun u remember, azhar?

azhar: hmmmmm..let me think....hmmm...NO..

faiz: ok..we always call her MONKEY last time remember?

azhar: we DID? AHAHAHAHAH....now i remember...she has a monkey MARK if i am not wrong..

faiz: that was haziq's idea...but now i pity her...juz look at her NOW..(pointing at liyana's face)

liyana: guyz..i am too embarrased for this...i have to leave..

lek wee: no plz wait...

liyana: why?








lek wee: JUZ KIDDING...AHAHAHAHAA

jessica: ah lek! why u like that?!

lek wee: aiya..joking only mah...

liyana: may the balls be with you! goodbye! astalavista babes! (and leaves the room)

fau: hey guys...i juz receivd a message from hidayah...she juz arrived in singapore...coming here very soon..

-hidayah arrives-

hidayah: hello ppl!

jason: OMGosh! Juz look at her!

faiz: HOT man!

azhar: Looks like Pamela Anderson! but malay version...

poh lian, jess & fau: hello babe!

fau: Gosh hid..how did u grow such huge boobs?

hidayah: and how about u? Gosh..that butt is sure water-proof!

fau: Ouh..come..i introduce to u my butt solidification product..

hidayah: Ouh..i have my own 100% ORGANIC BOOBS SERUM..the best thing is it's HALAL...

poh lian: let me see! let me see!

azhar: eh hid...where's ur husband...

jason: yeah..wad happened?

hidayah: it's a long story my friend...(looks at the window, tears starting to roll down her cheeks)

faiz: if it's long..then make it short lah...

lek wee: true true...

hidayah: ok...this is wad happened...




















fau: go on...

hidayah: he is DEAD!

ALL: What?!

jason: Gosh! that's good news man!

faiz: why u say so?

jason: so i can have a chance to tackle her...hehe.

-suddenly iwani arrives-

iwani: a very good evening to all my frens...

azhar: woah..so polite..

hidayah: yeah..work at Singpost mah..

faiz: hi iwani...how are u?

iwani: ouh..i am fine...well..let me introduce to u my husband..

jason: ur married?

poh lain: common show us!

-the husband steps in-

ALL: OMGosh! He looks like...






iwani: like?












fau: like my EX-boyfriend, MR REDUAN...

faiz: hold on...give me a BONE..

azhar: what for?

faiz: remember wad we all call him in secondary school..this is a good test..

jason: here it is faiz (tosses the BONE to faiz)

faiz: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jessica: faiz..wad happened?!

poh lian: faiz!! are u ok?!

lek wee: faiz! stay alive!

azhar: faiz! we still need u!

hidayah & fau: faiz! we can still watch pon together! dun leave ur frens!

faiz: my..my...

to be continued...

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