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The TESTIMONIALS for 4e5slacks "the future":


Notice: The testimonials are totally made-up. This is MY intrepretation of what the 4e5 students' comments would be like on the newest installment of 4e5slacks "the future". Proudly brought to u by "double A ideas".




"I am totally ecstatic even before azhar wrote it. I mean to be featured in such lame posts is just awesome. Every episode has a twist. He manage to depict my character very well. Although i was expecting more "action" between me and my idol, beyonce, but hey..i think i's good enough. And yeah, my legs are hot, hip, cool and happening! And ONE MORE THING..don't even think of underestimating Liverpool!" - Faiz




"My Gosh! I am totally amazed that azhar managed to find out that we're indeed a couple. We're a romantic couple indeed. However, i am kinda disappointed that our beautiful love was not featured that much. I mean, just look at us. Lek Wee is sexy and cool and me..ouh..don't mention about it. So azhar, next time, have more of our romantic scenes aites! Had fun reading though! I hope our relationship will really happen in 2015! Can't wait for the year to come! Btw..I was juz joking when i said the story is a bit off sia! It's perfect!" - Lek Wee & Jessica




"Two words..."Fucked Up!" This story is totally lame and it makes me angry! Firstly, i am not and never will become a mina. I mean how can such a NERD BASTARD write such things about a wonderful diva like me! Secondly, i dun intend to become a model! Fuck u, azhar! However, yeah..i hope to sell my secrets regarding my butt though..hehe..other than that, this compilation of stories is juz plain dumb and stupid! azhar should go to hell!" - Fauzana




"How dare azhar plays around with my BELOVED MOLE! Like HELLO!!!!It's my precious mole ur talking about azhar! I know since sec 4 that azhar is extremely jealous he doesn't have a mole on his cheeks! Fuck him! And how dare he say i'll turn gay???!!! Ok..i's true that i visited those sites written in the post..but it's all for fun..To hell with this stories! Without this mole, i wouldn't have been able to grow taller like i am now. This mole creates vitality to my ever-young face! And without this 3cm mole, i wouldn't have been able to play the CLARINET for NV Band! Think azhar! Think! " - Faris




"Simply fun. I am proud to be featured. Although i am jealous Lek Wee is with Jessica. azhar, can change jessica to me? please... ouh wait...i guess i am ok with jason too..eheheheh...i mean since sec 4, i have always admired the way jason LAUGHS...his teeth is so white and lovely...hehehe...other than that...the posts are fun.." - poh lian




"Me and Cynthia????!!!!!!!! How can that be?! Impossible..Although yes..i do admire cynthia's muscles..but that doesn't mean i'm in luv with her.. and excuse me, azhar..i dun use cheap and low-quality condoms..mine are usually strawberry-flavoured...top-quality..and thnx for the fringe part..i mean like duh..i have the most unique fringe..4e5slacks rox!" - des




"Azhar!!!! Me with 80-year-old husband???!! Are u crazy??!!! I am too young for that!! I dun wish to go on bed ith a rusty PART! Ewww...Btw..thnx for the boobs part...i hope to achieve that when i reach 25...i have always wanted to look like PAMELA ANDERSON since young! I guess my wish will com true in 2015...Thanks azhar!" - Hidayah




"How u know i wanna work at Singpost?! Ur someone hu thinks far, azhar! i so appreciate it! Singpost is like my second home already...i totally luv it..the amosphere,etc...and mr reduan!! thanks for mathcing me up with him! I love it , azhar! I mean mr reduan is hot and mancho! Who cares if he's married! I will get him by 2015! I sure will! Wish me luck, azhar!" - iwani